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Just another quiet night in the neighborhood.
The Detour
A lee da badda boop
A lee da badda boop
A lee da badda
A lee da badda
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Let me tell you a story.
Ever have one of those days where you get off work late, in fact so late you didn't clock out until the next day and get stuck in traffic as you have to take one of those strange detours that take you out of your way home? Not one of those round the block detours, but a serious detour that takes you out of the city, through the countryside and into the desert? Nobody even knew there was a desert outside the city. That's how strange the detour was.
Well, there I was, driving through the hot desert on this road going through the middle of nowhere when up ahead I could see one of those old roadside diners except the parking lot was empty. Just when I thought the diner was abandoned, I could see it was actually open. That and the rusty open sign. And I could see a woman dressed as a waitress standing at the front door. When she saw me, she quickly ducked out of view as if she didn't want me to see that she had been standing around doing nothing.
So I parked the car and walked inside the empty diner. Every table empty. Know what I heard?
"Sit anywhere you like!"
No, really?
So I sat at the counter and the waitress handed me a menu with just three items on it.
A hamburger, a philly cheesesteak, and pizza.
Well, I hadn't had a hamburger in ages so I decided to order one.
"I'll have the hamburger, cooked medium with lettuce, tomato, mayo and fries. No pickles and onions. I hate that stuff."
So the waitress wrote down my order and disappeared into the kitchen. 5 minutes later she came out. Empty handed.
"I'm sorry sir, we have no hamburgers. How about something else?"
So I looked at the menu and said, "Okay, I'll have the philly cheesesteak, steak and cheese only. No pickles and onions. I hate that stuff."
The waitress wrote down my order and disappeared into the kitchen again. 10 minutes later she came out. Again. Empty handed. Again.
"I'm sorry sir, we have no cheesesteaks. How about something else."
So I looked at the menu and saw pizza as my only option. I didn't want pizza. I already had pizza for lunch. Unless they make the pizza different here. If they made any.
I looked at the waitress and said, "I'll have the pizza, pepperoni only. No pickles and onions. I hate that stuff."
The waitress wrote down my order and disappeared into the kitchen one more time. 20 minutes later, I had a feeling I was being watched. I looked up and saw the waitress hiding behind the door to the kitchen as if it was a shield. She showed as little of her face as possible as she stammered softly, "Sir?"
Now I had it. After waiting 5 minutes for a hamburger that never came, 10 minutes for a cheesesteak that never came and now 20 minutes for a pizza that never came, I was ready to blow up. 35 minutes of waiting for food that never came? Now I REALLY had it.
"You're out of pizza!"
"Aww, how did you know!"
"Gee, I must be psychic."
I stood up and confronted the waitress.
"Tell me, do you have anything here at all?"
"Yes."
"By the power invested in me by the wrath of my empty stomach, what is it you do have?"
The waitress smiled and said:
A lee da badda boop
A lee da badda boop
A lee da badda
A lee da badda
A lee da badda boop
In March 2001, there was a King Tut exhibit at the South Florida Science Museum here in West Palm Beach. I decided to go check it out and take some pictures.
The camera I had at the time was a Polaroid PhotoMAX camera, one of the earlier digital cameras. It took a 9-volt battery and had no LCD screen for seeing the photo immediately after taking it. It did have a digital counter for counting how many pictures I had taken.
The PhotoMAX camera had a fixed-focus lens and no autofocus, so taking the pictures was a bit tricky. Closeup shots had a risk of being blurry, although the camera fared better at distant objects and landscape shots.
To transfer the pictures from the camera to my Windows destop, I used a cable that plugged into a vacant serial port on my computer and ran the software to initiate the transfer. The camera had no slot for an external memory card, so transferring the photos using the cable was the only way to save them. Even that process was a little risky as not all the pictures I took transferred correctly. Sometimes there would be pictures that never transferred at all, and I never understood why. Maybe that too was part of taking pictures with those cameras, just hoping everything would transfer over to the computer.
Only after the transfer finished was I able to finally see the pictures in glorious 320x240 resolution saved as BMP files. Even with these limitations it was still cool to see my pictures, although it felt strange not to have to go through the trouble of having my film developed, often meaning it be days before I would finally see my pictures, had I not opted to go to one of those places offering 1-hour film developing.
And that's what digital photography was like in the early 2000s.
I frequently check F-Droid for any new apps worth downloading and occasionally find one worth sharing, such as Flux.
Flux is yet another of the many media players on offer there, but what sets this one apart is the Netflix-like interface that provides easy access to all the videos on your phone.
This is what its main screen looks like.
These are all video files residing on my phone, all indexed and organized for easy access. The only thing you'll need to do before installing this app is sign up for an account at The Movie DB and paste the API Token code in the Flux setup screen. That way, as Flux scans your phone storage for videos, it downloads the thumbnail image and summary for each video it finds. That's the only time Flux needs to connect to the Internet.
For best results, you'll also need to rename your video files so they'll show up properly in the app. There are simple instructions on how to do this in Flux's help screen. I myself have too many video files in my collection to spend countless hours renaming, so I just leave my files as is, and I get some interesting results. For example, the Men In Black entry actually points to the Three Stooges short of the same name. Twister loads some short video of a car called Twister from some old racing game I have on my phone.
I know it'll take some work to get Flux up and running on your phone should you decide to try it, but I'm struck by the way it presents the videos residing on my phone using a Netflix-like interface that gives some information on each video.
Like many of the other apps on F-Droid, Flux is free and open source. As mentioned earlier, it only accesses the Internet to query The Movie DB as it scans your phone for videos. Other than that, it works completely offline. Check it out.
Hello from Florida, where The Far Side meets real life more often than not. Here I'm experiencing anatidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Hiking trail in the clouds in Alaska.
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This is my favorite picture of my cat Mandy, not long after I adopted her. I was about to take a picture of her playing in her kitty tunnel when she unexpectedly lunged at the camera. This is how that picture turned out.
Confessions of an F-Droid Addict
I went looking for a simple app to play classic text adventures like Zork on my Android phone. Instead, I ended up completely changing how I use my device—and how I think about privacy.
It started with an app I used to have called Text Fiction. When I tried to reinstall it, I found a copy on F-Droid, but it wasn’t compatible with my version of Android. That could have been the end of it—but instead, it led me to install the F-Droid app itself.
I had no idea at the time that this one decision would reshape my entire mobile experience.
First Impressions
The first app I downloaded was SuperTuxKart—an open-source alternative to Super Mario Kart, which I already had installed.
I expected something basic. What I got was a genuinely fun, polished game.
In fact, I ended up uninstalling Super Mario Kart. No more in-app purchases, no upsells—just a complete game, free and open-source. That was my first hint that F-Droid wasn’t just an alternative app store—it was a different philosophy.
Discovering Privacy-Friendly Apps
As I explored further, I started noticing a whole category of apps labeled “Privacy Friendly.”
There were quite a few of them—Solitaire, a notepad, a sketchpad—and they all shared something in common: they worked entirely offline and had no ads.
That simplicity was refreshing. No accounts, no tracking prompts, no constant notifications—just apps that did exactly what they were supposed to do.
A Shift in Perspective
At that point, I started thinking more critically about the apps I’d downloaded from Google Play.
What were they doing when I wasn’t actively using them?
Like many people, I began to wonder how much data “free” apps might be collecting in the background—and whether the convenience was worth it. It wasn’t a sudden rejection of mainstream apps, but it did change how I evaluate them.
My Favorite Discoveries
One of my favorite finds has been the apps from Fossify.
Their apps are simple, clean, and focused. The music player could use some improvement, but their keyboard stands out—basic, yes, but also extremely secure. Their launcher has completely replaced my phone’s default, and their calculator even includes a built-in unit converter, which I use more often than I expected.
I’ve also been using AnySoftKeyboard, which is great for multilingual typing. It’s been especially helpful for my Spanish practice, thanks to its predictive text and language support—all while respecting user privacy.
Replacing Paid Apps
As I spent more time with F-Droid, I realized I was also saving money.
I had been considering buying Geometry Dash, but instead found a similar open-source alternative that lets me import my own music and create custom levels. The same thing happened with other games—simple concepts, well executed, and completely free.
It wasn’t just about saving money, though. These apps often felt more flexible and user-focused than their commercial counterparts.
A New Daily Habit
These days, I check F-Droid regularly—not just for updates, but to discover something new.
Every now and then I come across something unexpected, like Nontrinsic, where users share and browse completely random, often nonsensical content. It’s strange, a little chaotic—and somehow part of the charm.
You really never know what you’ll find.
Coming Full Circle
And yes—after all that, I did eventually find what I was originally looking for.
An app called Fabularium now lets me play Zork and other classic text adventures on my phone.
But by the time I found it, F-Droid had already done something bigger.
What started as a simple search for one app turned into a complete shift in how I use my phone—less clutter, fewer distractions, more control, and a lot more awareness of what my apps are actually doing.
And honestly, I don’t think I’m going back.
DIY Bird Feeder Cam
It all started when one of my Facebook friends began posting pictures taken by the camera built into her new bird feeder. I took delight in seeing the pictures and videos of the birds commonly seen around South Florida stop by for a bite and get their picture taken.
I happen to have my own bird feeder that I keep outside the sliding glass door of my spare bedroom's balcony. I had moved it there after getting in trouble with the homeowners' association when I had my bird feeder on the patio held in place by a shepherd's hook. Sure, it attracted the usual birds but it also attracted ducks and mice. The homeowners' association even threatened to fine me by the duck, so I had to take the bird feeder down. Now that I have it higher up, it attracts the birds and nothing else.
It wasn't long before I thought of setting up my own bird feeder camera. I would be at the computer in the spare bedroom when I would hear a knocking at the window from the bird feeder swinging and tapping the glass whenever a bird stopped by. I could see the bird between the blinds that hung in front of the windows. But then the bird would see me and fly away.
Photographing the birds at the feeder was extremely tricky. I would slowly slide my phone's camera behind the blinds in hopes of getting a picture of the bird but that too often backfired when I ended up scaring the bird away.
I happen to have an old phone that still works and thought of using that as a possible feeder camera. All I needed was an app that would take pictures as soon as a bird arrived. A quick search on Google Play found AlfredCamera, which works even better than I thought. By installing the same app on my current phone, it alerts me when there's activity and films a short video. I can even stream the live video feed and watch the birds eat without any risk of scaring them away.
Now all I needed was a way to mount the camera to the glass. This was easily achieved by purchasing a plastic hook that came with some Command adhesive strips for easy, damage-free installation.
Now my bird feeder cam was ready.
And it works beautifully.
The only downside is that sometimes there's so much activity at my bird feeder that my phone is practically buzzing nonstop with notifications. At least there's an option to disable them.
And there you have it. Proof that American ingenuity is alive and well. But I only get these brilliant ideas only occasionally so I don't consider myself a DIY guru. But I'll certainly post my next great idea, whenever and whatever that may be.
Morbid Spanish
Time for my daily Spanish lesson. Not that I want to but it’s the way the app reminds me by flashing my phone’s flashlight and making a loud buzzing noise that doesn’t quit until I launch the Spanish lesson app.
Here we go.
Ver a la abuela.
See Grandma. That’s an easy one.
Ver al abuelo.
See Grandpa.
Ver a la abuela levantar el hacha.
See Grandma pick up the axe.
Ver a la abuela cortarle la cabeza al abuelo con el hacha.
See Grandma chop off Grandpa’s head with the axe? What kind of Spanish lesson is this?
Ver al abuelo sin cabeza perseguir a los niños por la calle.
See the headless Grandpa chase the kids down the street? I don’t think I want to finish this.
Vea a los niños jugar al fútbol con la cabeza del abuelo.
See the kids play soccer with Grandpa’s head. I am seriously giving thought to quitting this app and uninstalling it. Heck, I might just quit learning Spanish altogether, not with these stories the way they are. And I thought yesterday’s story about the vampire shopping for garlic was strange. I try closing the app but the story continues.
Vea a los niños beber ponche de frutas con la abuela y el abuelo.
See the kids drink fruit punch with Grandma and Grandpa. That’s more like it. But I thought Grandpa was headless.
Excepto que no es ponche de frutas.
Except it’s not fruit punch?
Vea a los niños convertirse en vampiros y volar hacia la noche.
See the kids turn into vampires and fly into the night. How nice.
Finally, the lesson is over. But that doesn’t mean the end to this strange Spanish lesson. No, that means it’s time for the end-of-story questions. Time to get this over with and get my 50 gems for the day to keep my learning on track. And why does it feel like someone’s watching me?
1. How many vampire kids are watching you right now?
So that’s the strange feeling I got. I turned around and saw a whole group of beady red eyes staring at me from outside the window. No use getting scared here, I have a Spanish lesson to finish.
Uno, dos, tres…
Hello, world.
Although this is my first post here on Tumblr, I am far from being a blogging newbie. I actually started on Livejournal, where I would post news about the website I had at the time before I decided to make it a ficticious blog about everything going wrong with my life. As much as I enjoy messing with other people’s minds, it started to feel like I went too far before I stopped.
I was on Blogger after that, where I turned my blog into a journal of interesting websites and useful programs I would find. Then I began having problems with the technical aspects of my blog and I couldn’t reach anyone at Blogger’s tech support so I left there as well.
It wasn’t until I moved my blog to WordPress did I finally arrive at an ideal formula for its content. All my life I’ve been writing stories and poems in my journal books, and posting them seemed to connect well with the other readers there. It took a long time before my blog had some 200 subscribers but only a handful of them took the time to click on my posts with a like. Still, that kept me going. Then one day I just lost interest in blogging altogether and hadn’t posted anything in months and when I finally did add a new post, it felt like hardly anyone noticed. That put a huge damper on my blogging ambitions, in fact so much that I deleted my blog there and tried to carry on without it. That proved tougher than expected as I found myself without a blog, and I concluded that perhaps I needed one after all to develop mh writing talents.
I actually signed up with Tumblr once before with the intent of posting only my photographs, but running two blogs felt like too much work, so I stuck with WordPress. However, now that I'm free from WordPress, coming back to Tumblr made good sense.
I still have dreams to publish a horror novel, and after hearing how the online community assisted with the writing of the sci-fi novel The Martian, I figured I can possibly get that same kind of help with my still-untitled novel about a brave man daring to explore an abandoned Jai-Alai building only to discover something truly terrifying inside. I’m hoping there’s a good community of authors here willing to help budding novelists like myself.
Along the way, I’ll post some of my favorite stories and poems here. You will not be disappointed.
Later…