Mkay, that's cool too.

I paint sometimes.

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[buniix3]

Haha funny twitter image redraw I’m on vacation

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[frankbankinternational]

Frank / MCR, Wembley Night 1 08/07/26

📸: georgiapennyphoto

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[eightyonekilograms]

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[griffonatrix]

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[kushblazer666]

sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[pokemonheritageposts]

the fact i just finished doing the Name Every Pokemon quiz, opened tumblr, and immediately saw my queue had spat this out

[funny-tik-toks]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

no music 🎧

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[vamptits]

the key to posting porn in the censorship age is just getting really into something not even recognizable as sex at all and posting about that. like forklifts or wires or surgery.

[lauren-ce]

Something something the visceral horror GLaDOS must feel after watching Chell for so long, only for her test subject to literally go off the rails and disappear inside of her.

It's such a fantastic reversal of power! In an instant, it changes the genre from Chell's psychological nightmare into Glados's body horror.

This whole time Glados has been creating a psychosexual connection to her lab rat, and now that rat worms its way through her body in a way she can't track.

There's almost an intimacy about the rooms Chell solves being specifically tailored for her to see. They're a dishonest facade, until Chell escapes from the predetermined path and sees what Glados truly is/looks like, and ventures all the way to the heart of her, stripping her bare.

"What if you were a massive mechanical complex and I skittered through your insides and climbed into the heart of your most private and vital organs? And we were both women?"

This too, is Yuri

[valtsv]

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

[valtsv]

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

[theespaceace]

genuinely the best shot in the show holy shit