aaaaaaa

yee yee

[mkdjjld]

Jake: remember, if you need me, I'm here 24/6

Michelle: what about 24/7?

Jake: Saturdays are for fishing with the boys

[mkdjjld]

Kilee: I can't believe we live in a world where you can push a button and a deep web hitman comes and kills you

Michelle: wheres the button

Michelle: wheres the fucking button

[mkdjjld]

Jacob: does anyone have any questions

Kilee: is this legal

Jacob: does anyone have any relevant questions

[mkdjjld]

Jake: gOd you are so clingy!fine I'll let you cuddle me

Michelle: you came into MY bed?!

[mkdjjld]

Michelle: I'm getting us fake IDs

Kilee: to drink?

Michelle: to vote

[mkdjjld]

Michelle: you look great in that hoodie

Jake: thanks

Michelle: can't wait to take it off of you ;)

Jake: you wanna wear the hoodie

Michelle: I wanna wear the hoodie

[mkdjjld]

Jake: you're losing a lot of blood, quick what's your type

Michelle: respectful, cuddly, big hands, name kinda sounds like Cake Jontreras

Jake: I meant your blood type

Michelle: uhh... Red?

[mkdjjld]

Michelle: go and text your side hoes. I know I'm better

Jake: the only side hoes i have is your other personalities

[mkdjjld]

Michelle: you can't do that! It's against the law!

Jake: fuck the law I have money

[mkdjjld]

Jacob: I bent my dick so when I get a boner my dong dabs

[mkdjjld]

Kilee: sorry this club is for people over 16

Michelle: I took a BuzzFeed quiz it says I'm over 43

Kilee: fuck my bad come in

[mkdjjld]

Michelle: I wrote a little note in your backpack to remind you how much I love you

Jake: this is a 10 page letter

Michelle: I'm sorry I couldn't do more

[mkdjjld]

Kilee: I'm sorry I can't stay in the same house with someone that ruined my life

Angel: for fudge sakes I'll buy you more Lucky Charms tomorrow

[mkdjjld]

Kilee/Angel: I am the Left Brain, I am the Left Brain

I work really hard until my inevitable death brain

You got a job to do, you better do it right in the right way with the Left Brain's might

Jake/Michelle: I like oreos and pussy, yes in that order

[mkdjjld]

jacob: *pulls out a knife*

The group: oh no

Jacob: *uses the knife to open a box*

The group: phew

Jacob: *pulls a gun out of the box*

The group: oh fuck-

[mkdjjld]

Jacob: who gives the best hugs

Dale: [holding up a sign that says kilee]

Jake: [holding up a sign that says Michelle]

Kilee: [holding up a sign that says dale]

Michelle: [holding up a sign that says kilee] YKNOW WHAT KILEE????? [Scratches out kilees name and writes Jake] >:(

[mkdjjld]

Kilee: COME ON JACOB KNOCK EM DEAD

Michelle: THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH

Michelle: PLEASE DONT KILL ANYONE, DONT LISTEN TO KILEE