WearsCrocs

Millennial Garbage Aesthetic | 20 | Atlanta, Georgia

[yougethoynes-deactivated2014062]

I have just found out about James Deen.

[briannas420]

Omg me too!

[meme-theft]

[mkwearscrocs]

theatre people as john mulaney quotes

Actors: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Director: In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Sound techs: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Light techs: No one knows what you're talking about, you idiot!

Stage manager: You ever have those days where something happens and you're like... whatever, this may as well happen?

Assistant stage manager: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

Stage crew: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

Set builders: This is an on-fire garbage can. ...Could be a nursery.

Props department: Because it's the one thing you can't replace.

Costume department: Hi, I'm very gay, and I'd like a few dollars.

Makeup people: I don't look older. I just look worse.

Publicity team: You know how you lie to your parents?

Budget board: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

Audience: I'm really sorry about last night, it's just that I'm mean and loud.

[weirdbuzzfeed]

Everyone gather ‘round, because we’ve got a brand new meme on our hands and it’s quite…interesting, to say the least.

[olmedos]

Q: I’ve been trying to think of a creative way to ask my crush on a date. She’s no ordinary girl so I need to ask her in the most memorable way possible. Any ideas?

[herbst-wetter]

Wir haben keine Zeit für Zeit.

(via herbst-wetter)

[imbackwithanewurl]

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

[flurbos-blog]

[beardednicolascage]

this is my aesthetic

[excitementshewrote]

[sadasfuck4352]

[spaceler]

[5oil]

[nudygoon]

same

[staraptor]

tfw u see a tag yourself meme but dont relate to any of the choices

[mkwearscrocs]

He's my favorite human trash I'm obsessed

[mkwearscrocs]

Sometimes you wanna be human, but you just a robot

[mkwearscrocs]

Thought it was progressive of Hillary to wear her drug rug

[mkwearscrocs]

I can explain