Don't touch me I'm angy

Vi, any pronounce. My ml fandom salt blog created with the sole purpose of venting about this fandom. You won't find ml salt or ml leaks here. If you don't want to see my posts, the block button is right there ↗️ Don't try to argue with me. My posts are irreblogable for a reason, and I'm not changing it anytime soon.

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I block tons of people on this hellsite every day.

The reasons why I might've blocked you:

You are either a/an

True selves theory truther

Sentiadrien theory canon hater / denier

Derision hater

Wax statue scene hater

Season 5 finale hater

Chl*e redemptionista

New animation style hater

L*kan*ette (or any other rival ship) shipper shipping them just to salt on the Love Square

Anyone watching the show with their eyes closed and then insisting that your version of the show is the only correct one

Re-writer posting fics like “What this show would be like if it didn't suck”

Puritan policing NSFW fan works.

Or you posted or did something like this:

"Adrienette should break up / cheat on each other "

"Chat Noir is a rapist / doesn't take no for an answer"

"Marinette is a creepy stalker (derogatory)"

"Marinette is a creepy stalker (affectionate)"

"Marinette should look more asian"

"Adrien should be a protagonist"

"Ladybug has zero respect for Chat Noir she should be ripped to shreds for every time she didn't lick his boots"

ML salt in general (including things like “fanworks > canon”, “ML movie > show”, “this show is so bad even its fans hate it” etc)

Harassing and hunting the show creators for sport

Posting backhanded compliments like “I know this show is a trash, but it's my favorite trash”

Polls “what's your favorite LS side?”

“Ladrien is so cringe it never worked all they ever do is blush”

Posting untagged leaks

Posting AI slop

Reposting someone else's art

Posting untagged salt in the main tag

Vagueposting about me (when/if I find out).

Accusing the show creators of racism/misogyny/homophobia/antisemitism/any sort of bigotry, the only proof being your own subjective interpretation of random out of context scenes.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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"Aww Chat Noir will get screentime in this episode!"

Are you saying with your whole chest that he's never been present on screen b4?

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"Redeem Chole"

Omfg y'all can't even type the name of the character you stan lmao 🤣

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"All the good characters in this show have little noses and round faces, while all the villains have big noses. This is racism/antisemitism."

Here we go again. Why make up stuff that's simply not true? Are Sabrina and Nino bad characters? Is Ch%$# a good character?

If you hate the show this much, just stop watching and posting about it. I promise you, you don't need a reason to hate a popular piece of media. Stop making up reasons for your hatred.

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TERFs as Ch#$@ stans definitely wasn't on my bingo chart.

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"If the writers aren't going to redeem C$$$e they should write her out of the show and never bring her back again."

Go write your own show where you will be able to do whatever you want with your characters. ML is not yours. It's not up to you to decide how a certain ML character is written.

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"Why did a 70 yo racist man get redeemed but not our beloved rich white 14yo brat?"

Because it teaches you that even at the end of one's life journey, it's never too late to break free from your bigoted mindset.

Both Rolland and Chlo$ had Marinette in their life as a good influence.

One of them chose to try and change despite his age, declining health conditions, and fear of anything new. He died loved and will be missed dearly by everyone who knew him.

Another one chose not to change, despite her young age and others being willing to guide her and offer her love and support if she'd only ask for it. She left Paris, and no one seemed to miss her.

You have a positive example of a bigot changing for the better. Why are you clinging so desperately to a mean white rich girl?

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This fandom can be so funny at times.

"Nino/Luka is the best boy. He doesn't lie to Adrien about major parts of his life."

True. Wanna know why? They don't know shit about these parts of Adrien's life. Can you guarantee they'd tell him if they knew?

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I fucking can't with this fandom. Y'all be posting stuff like "I love Marinette Dupain-Cheng they can never make me hate her" Weren't y'all praising Adrien when he was mad at her? Fucking hypocrites

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A picture of the rising sun? This show supports imperialism and genocide.

Lucky charm is a nesting doll? This show supports wars and genocide.

Nathaniel gets the goat miraculous? The show creators are antisemitic.

Kim gets the monkey miraculous? This show is racist. (Nevermind that there's a character that gets constantly compared to a gorilla, and, for some reason, that character is white. It doesn't matter at all.)

Two black characters are in a romantic relationship with each other? Racism.

A black and a white character are in a relationship with each other? Racism.

A black character wears a hairstyle that's common in their culture? Racism.

A black character has a hairstyle that is not common in their culture? Racism.

A black character sometimes acts rudely and may do some questionable things? Racism.

A black character is a sweet cinnamon roll? Racism.

A black character acts like a normal teen their age? Racism.

A black character wears clothes many other teens their age wear and loves things millionth of teens their age love, no matter the ethnicity? Racism.

It's starting to look like a witch hunt. Just admit that you're looking for any reason to hate a popular media, even when the evidences you find don't make any sense.

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"I hate new animation so much pls don't hate me."

How's about not putting untagged salt in the main tag? I don't think every fan needs to know how much you hate the animation.

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Ml fandom, you need to understand one thing.

Ml writers don't throw in anything just for the sake of drama.

If there's a love triangle, an alternative love interest, then it's there to show us that the main couple is really meant to be.

If there's a misunderstanding, it's meant for characters and the audience to learn better communication, not for unnecessary drama.

Even if the main couple goes through a break up, it's for the sake of healing their relationship, learning what they did wrong, and loving each other better, not for them to stay estranged forever. Every angst ends with them coming back stronger than ever.

Ml is not a telenovela nor a soap opera. It's a kids' show where young kids are supposed to get a positive role model from. It's crazy that no one can get it, rooting for the juicy drama for the sake of drama.

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"I'm so glad Nino x Marinette aren't canon, they're sibling-coded to me."

And you're idiot-coded to me.

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"90% of what happens in ml is plot-irrelevant shit that never gets mentioned again."

For the record, ml is a kids' show. Little kids want to see themselves in the characters. They want to watch them face the same problems. That's why 90% of the show is the characters having it hard and learning how to deal with it.

"Why isn't there much good adult romance in this show?"

Because again, it's a kids' show. I don't think little kids would be too invested in adult love stories. If you don't agree, there's always YA romance books you can read.

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"I hope Adrienette break up so that Ladynoir can get together."

And why do you think Ladynoir would get together? Especially if the main reason for the supposed break up is Adrien finding out the truth? And if they do get together, would you, who call Adrienette toxic and unhealthy due to keeping secrets, be satisfied with their dynamic? Would they be less toxic and unhealthy to you?

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"Thomas is still bullying people on Twitter for critisizing his show."

Did you mean he dares block those who harass him and insult his life's work to his face, didn't you?

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"Y'all be saying that Adrien shouldn't have believed that Marinette cheated when he saw it with his very eyes."

No one is saying that.

But living in a world where magic exists, he could've at least considered the possibility of someone malicious playing a magic trick.