fuck them kids

call me travis or kenshi or cody :) i do some writing and i like too many dead fandoms he/xe/it prns im 18 ☝️ (dont call me old)

[bedupolker]

It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

[bedupolker]

Rat bf didn't leave her... he's not the bio dad he's the dad that stepped up

[bedupolker]

ok they're pretty fun to draw... couple more before i go camping

[sir-ramic]

may I suggest the empty nester semi-old lady who has nothing to do except cook yummy casseroles and pies for her every week or so

[bedupolker]

Sorry last time I reblog this post but AWWW I love her older lady friend!!! Thanks for the addition!

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[laimfunk]

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

[laimfunk]

A follow up in my sketchbook

[jimhensonreject]

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[notmusa]

holy shit this was made the year i was born

[kunaigirl]

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I want non-Americans to know that this is almost imperceptible in terms of differences from actual used car sellers.

[eurynomephoenix18]

Visit Original Link

[diligar]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[nbtoaster]

IT IS TIME

[doc-coyote]

[coelasquid]

I’m okay with Halloween starting now.

[leopiked-deactivated20190202]

I LEGIT HAVE SEP  1ST LABELED AS PRE HALLOWEEN IN MY CALENDAR. IT IS FUCKING TIME, SON. 

[zodiacdad-blog1]

i pressed play and my cat fell off the windowsill :(

[goat-yells-at-everything]

IT. IS. NEVER. TOO. EARLY. FOR. HALLOWEEN.

[leonhartgolden]

my body is ready 

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[runby2]

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

[definitely-canada]

....:)

[bolt-finnikin-official]

Anniversary Reblog - Hope you like looking at this

[runby2]

it's horse plinko's anniversary???? i guess i'll look at it again

... just this once

[herpolls]

What was your childhood dream job? (No, you did not say I do not dream of doing labor at 7 years old)

Astronaut

Doctor

Vet

Chef

Zoologist / Paleontologist

Teacher

Engineer

Architect

Artist

Athlete

Dancer / Singer

Other (Put it in the tags, babey!)

Voting ended onSep 11, 2024

[tgirl-thucydides]

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[eclipxium]

[scuttlebatt]

I Have Found A Solution!

So, obviously classic wizard robes aren’t wheelchair friendly. (Alright, admittedly this isn’t common knowledge and also this definitely isn’t a problem for most but listen, this is a problem for me and I’m pleased to present a solution for it nonetheless.)

The issue is in the sleeves and the length of the robes. The traditional trumpet style allows them to get snagged, dirty, and caught in the wheels.

This is distinctly not an issue with other mobility aids such as canes and crutches, these wizards are fine to carry on with their trumpet sleeves simply rolled up if needed.

Now, one solution might simply to shorten the sleeves and hem to be out of the way, but that looks rather silly so I won’t do that. Instead I propose the more elegant design of a hanging sleeve to maintain that flowy magical feel while allowing for better range of motion.

Honestly I just love the look of hanging sleeves in general and think more people should appreciate them, wheelchair user or not.

In conclusion…

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I see it is once again August 😮‍💨

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[ayukaze]

HAPPY ODAIBA MEMORIAL DAY (2024)

XXft. DIGIMON ADVENTURE 25TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL VIDEO 🦋

[depsidase]

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

[leporellian]

would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

[scarletswalking]

For the record, this is runner:

Not at all what I thought it would be.

[radwolf76]

Exactly what I thought it would be.

[leporellian]

Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!

It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.

[unlettered-heathen]

Happy Birthday Runner <3 You're not mean!

[kushblazer666]

they call me the hank williams of eating pussy

[kushblazer666]

[yagamimi-aka-mimi-deactivated20]

This animation without the filter because it fucked with the framerate for some reason (this isn't the intended look otherwise, but bleh)

[yagamimi-aka-mimi-deactivated20]

im sure most of you dont give a flying dick tit about godzilla shit but this model and now animation is the first thing ive made and was kinda proud of in a long time .

[joshus-lobster]

WAIT YOU MADE THIS?

[yagamimi-aka-mimi-deactivated20]

idk probably

[transarsonist]

im worried that the reason you're getting less attention than you deserve is that this looks like it was clipped out of a Movie, and not one of the lower budget ones

[yagamimi-aka-mimi-deactivated20]

2,840,658 polys

i make my rigs myself

[yagamimi-aka-mimi-deactivated20]

dont do this to me