mogar's ready,

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

[mlpmogars]

if you ever want to plot or do a thread with me or anything literally all you have to do is go to my ask box, keysmash a little, use excessive punctuation and caps lock, and say leT’S DO A THING and 10 times out of 10 i will say yes like it doesn’t even have to be in the form of a question just do the thing.

[mlpmogars]

gonna get some foodies and watch the latest let's play.

[deqncas-blog]

roosterteeth meme: [1/1] employee → michael jones

[drunk-as-dicks-deactivated20150]

I don’t drink really anymore, remember?

My head’s just all fuckity today. Seeing people as woman is throwing me off.

[mlpmogars]

Ah, fuck--yeah, that's right. Drinking's only a Thursday thing now.

Guess you're just hallucinating then or some shit.

[drunk-as-dicks-deactivated20150]

You have no idea what I’ve been seeing in other universes. Could totally fucking happen.

[mlpmogars]

You sure you don't wanna lay off the booze or anything for a while there, Geoff?

[drunk-as-dicks-deactivated20150]

Nope, not planning on it.

But if I randomly turn into a woman, then whatever.

[mlpmogars]

Because that happens so often.

[drunk-as-dicks-deactivated20150]

Hey. Compliments! I’ll take it for the future, just in case.

[mlpmogars]

Just in case? Am I missing something or-- -

Wait, are you planning on getting a sex change or some shit?

[drunk-as-dicks-deactivated20150]

Really? Have you even seen me as a woman? Much better than whatever the hell this is.

[mlpmogars]

I have not seen you as a woman but, uh ---- I'm sure you're very lovely, Geoff.

[youthoughtmotocopwasscary]

Aaaaaaay.

[mlpmogars]

Hey, man ---- what's up?

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

jerk it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder

jerk it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง better

jerk it ɳ༼•̀_•́༽ɲ faster

raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

[drunk-as-dicks-deactivated20150]

You calling me pretty? Oh, whatever can I do?! 

I ain’t no beauty. Just an average looking man with huge ears.

[mlpmogars]

Aw, Geoff, c'mon-- - You'll never be a knock out with that attitude.

[noneeyewithleftyork]

Visit Original Link

In which the Achievement Hunters transform into ScatMan John (x) (x)

[drunk-as-dicks-deactivated20150]

It does, actually.

[mlpmogars]

And I'm thrilled for you, Geoff. The bossman needs his beauty sleep, after all.

[dominatrici-archive-blog]

    Long fingers tangle through ginger curls, head collapsing back against the chair behind her. She hadn’t meant to come across so rude towards the other boy, but her already unhappy mood had worsened throughout the morning, causing her to completely ignore the others around her.

"—-Nah. It’s just. Uh. Me and the boss had a little argument." More along the lines of a big fucking argument, to be fair.  

[mlpmogars]

His expression remained resolutely passive prior to the woman's response ---- this was Jack, after all, and so he was more or less used to such reactions by now; her inattention left him entirely unfazed. Hell, she could've disregarded him twenty-four seven and he probably couldn't have cared less. Probably being the keyword there, of course.

Ah, so this was about Geoff. Again. "What the fuck did he do this time?"

[jackasspattillo]

LADS | GENTS

[drunk-as-dicks-deactivated20150]

I’m not that much of a sarcastic asshole, Michael Jones.

[mlpmogars]

If that's what helps you sleep at night-- -

[drunk-as-dicks-deactivated20150]

Uh huh. Sure you wouldn’t.

[mlpmogars]

See ---- now that sounded sarcastic. If I'm a smart ass, I've learned from the master.