shit post

big ole badonkers

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[bliindclown]

[deaddolin]

babygirl what the fuck is your problem

[masturplate]

sorry *pees quieter*

[deaddolin]

thank you!

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

My local rock station

You’re listening to rock. Fucking rock. We’re hard as shit. All the other stations are whimpy little snowflakes for not playing rock like we do. Hard rock. Rock and metal and fucking rock. Up next is Twenty One Pilots followed by Imagine Dragons

[falklore]

I’m obsessed with Taylor calling joe poor all the time

[falklore]

The boys in their expensive cars never took me quiet where your poor ass do ❤️ I was daydreaming in a park while you were working a minimum wage job 😘 on your first trip to la my smashing number one hit bad blood was playing on the radio while you had to sit in a cab haha 💕

[noisegf]

Cocteau Twins lady: aaaaoooooooôœòöiiiiiïîeeeeeeaaaAaooooouuuuuiiiiiiaaaaaaoohggghsjskxjooooooooiiiiaaaaaæãäæeeeeiiiīooouuuuuhhhh

Me, crying: you really get me…..I love u…

[golddustdyke]

growin up, my best friend had a younger sister who would put red socks on whenever she was in a bad or mischievous mood. can you imagine that. imagine having a seven year old kid/sibling who comes downstairs wearing red socks and you’re all like….oh no. i think that’s so funny.  

[gaytiemcgrath]

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[theweirdwideweb]

[browningtons]

[purupururins]

[acnlvevo]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[wyrmwizard]

anybody want to start a hive mind

[ratwarlock]

i was just thinking about doing that

[wyrmwizard]

me too

[ratwarlock]

me too

[wyrmwizard]

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial

pretty clear to me who comes out on top…

[boroslegionaries]

The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.

[dirtbaby2016]

wrong.

[boroslegionaries]

explain?

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commerical

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

there are more male than female serial killers. inequality at its worst! it's time for every #girlboss to become a serial killer and fill this unjust gap