Thonks

many thinking much thoughts

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The year is 2046. The interface of your car is entirely touch screens. The pedals: buttons on a touch screen. The steering wheel: a wheel in a touch screen. The windows: screens that show a live camera feed. Your brake button (in a touch screen) is not sensitive enough and fails to stop you from careening off a cliff. You survive but the touchscreen interfaces are broken making it impossible to open the doors. You suffocate to death on the toxic fumes from the many broken lcd monitors surrounding you. Elon Musk becomes the world's first quintillionaire.

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Executive dysfunction you say? Buddy, I'm the chief executive of dysfunction.

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For those thinking of travelling to the fifa world cup this year, remember, if you die in the usa you die in real life.

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Someone who is about to say never twice in rapid succession: you know what they say, never say never

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In space things are light years apart. This is very far and so a big obstacle to space travel. But have we considered that dog years are shorter than human years and so dog light years must also be shorter than human light years. So maybe dogs would find it easier to colonise the galaxy since things aren't as far away for them.

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Instead of looking both ways when crossing the street, consider looking the same way twice. You get the same amount of looking but waste no time turning your head.

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Under communism how will super-yachts be distributed? And more importantly; will I get one?