M&M's March Madness

An M&Ms appreciation blog and home of the annual M&Ms March Madness!

[eebie]

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

[shiftythrifting]

[1percentcharge]

Uh. Barbie m&m and m&m Barbie

[geniusoflove]

no i cant FUCKING come into work right now im being goth. idiot.

[illumineeti]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

do NOT fucking dm me unless you look like this

[shiftythrifting]

Cursed M'n'Ms

[papayajuan2019]

a well-behaved green gendered M&M seldom makes history

[blackpyrefly]

this tweet has me fully breaking down im in tears

[angelicguy]

i love how much attitude the red m&m has but i think id rather be the yellow m&ms friend

[angelicguy]

i got broken up with the moment i posted this by the way. no hard feelings at all but i think it makes it funnier

[n1ghtwanderer]

[catboybruno-moved-deactivated20]

me opening the sims just to stare at them for 20 minutes and then close the game

[soveryaverageme]

hey! what does pdwt mean?

PDWT stands for “Please Don’t Write This.” It’s kind of like the author equivalent of “Please Don’t Read This,” except for the fact that it’s already too late, because the work has already been published.

It’s another way of saying: “Why in the world did I write this?” reserved for things that the author thinks were too cursed to deserve to be written in the first place. It can be used both in a joking manner or a light admonishment. 

It was a term that was 100% invented for M&M’s March Madness, a yearly-ish event in which I, and any friends I could convince, would write fic about M&Ms. (I don’t really know how to explain this, so… just go with it). 

We made up various fandom terminology for the event in order to make it seem like M&Ms was an “established fandom.” PDWT is probably the only one that is vaguely useful in other contexts (and one of the only ones to have a concrete definition).  

[grawly]

my coworkers went to NYC over the weekend and brought me back this

[grawly]

[onnihopedream]

[gamer-oppressor-deactivated2020]

you have disappointed me for the last time, you incompetent fool. it has been three agonizing days and you still have not delivered me bambi for the ps2. do you think that this is funny? that you can laugh at my torment? you have failed to prove me your worth and the only way to compensate for your crimes is death. prepare to suffer under the wrath of a god and say goodbye to your

[mms-fanworks]

Are we being a serious m&ms fandom now? I just want to... protecc such good bois... please don’t vore them... They good... smol I... legit want a movie or a cartoon or something these little babs hhhh

oops i guess we did make a fandom huh...uh.....well, M&Ms March Madness is right around the corner, so even if that cartoon/movie never gets made, you can use our event as an excuse to make your own fan content!

[mms-fanworks]

I... the orange boi. Is smol.

fuck dude, he sure is

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

you’re under my genjutsu, idiot

[chex-quest-deactivated20171130]

[notallmensheviks]