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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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we're not kids anymore.
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@mndlsthought
100 likes!
I feel like Kanye is that one guy you donāt invite to parties⦠but he still finds out about the party..
*House Party jamming*
-Kanye pulls up with Bound 2 blasting in his car-
Sza-Ā damn it! who told this nigga we were having a party?
Chance the Rapper- i swear i didnāt tweet anything this time
Jayz- *in a corner acting mad suspect*Ā
*kanye knocks on the door*
Kanye- Hey gang, i heard you guys were having a little get together
Childish Gambino- Yeaa.. kinda, but weāre about to shut things down in a bit.. sooo..
Kanye- *shoves his way in* nonsense Gambino o pal, the party is just getting startedĀ
Childish Gambino- did this nigga just call meā¦..
Kanye- wow, looks like everyone really is here, thats great!
Kanye- you guys mind if i play one of my new songs, its straight fire.
Beyonce- oh no kanye sweetheart, like Donald said weāre about to shut things down and go soon..
Kanye- itāll just be one song, i want you guys to leave here just as inspired as i am *plugs his phone into the AUX cord*
SchoolBoy Q- This nigga crazy for real huh
-Kanye plays poop di scoop on a 10 min loop-
Childish Gambino-
Kevin Hart- *peeks around the corner*
Rihanna-Ā
Chance the Rapper-
Kendrick Lamar-
Schoolboy Q-
Kanye-
Kid Cudi-
I took Lana Del Reyās Dark Paradise cover and made it into a different medium
God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up
they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out
They figured out that Mark Zuckerberg is an alien and the secret service couldnāt allow them to post that knowledge or proof
Save our planet
@loveandflame the second one is you
Drugs, rape and immigrantsā¦
Iām so despacito Iām literally going on omegle for friends
my phone autocorrected desperate to despacito I love this timeline
I literally just translated ādespacitoā to āslowlyā and assumed you were trying to say slow
So Iāve seen the post heās talking about around tumblr and twitter, but havenāt seen this on tumblr. I think itās worth sharing.
(Also remember: do *not* pet service dogs!)
Link to his thread:Ā https://twitter.com/vavroom/status/1009067707503923200
I miss Pangea too
siri, activate my sharinganĀ
alexa, summon my susanoo
Bixby, restore my clan
Cortana, make me a better father
What kinda party?
Michael no.
Iām so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thorās big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I donāt even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, Iāll drool all over it. Heād let me do that too. Heās just so good. 10/10 quality naps.
which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this
Drax
they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down
Thatās true but I have the feeling heās already tried and they neglected to put that in the movie.
So this is the progress of my work I have gone from calling āMC Kermā to āKermworldā
The truth is I really can do some pretty interesting edits of photos but no one ever pays them any attention. I sent this to the Milky Chance Instagram page and they havenāt even looked at the message. So hereās to tumblr possibly caring