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you know fandom's been infested by normies when someone's "what's the craziest, wackiest, most insane crack ship you've ever heard of??" post's answers are full of characters from the same show/series who have some sort of canon relationship with each other and/or semi-constant interactions

theslowesthnery

"sterek!" "zutara!" "wincest!" fuck surviving the winter, you wouldn't survive the mildest of summers

animentality

This thread is hysterical.

bangingpatchouli

raphmike

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

nessa007

#the original wednesday addams dance move The Addams Family (1964 - 1966) Wednesday (2022- )

thenatsdorf

Bff’s from the beginning.

emmeetslawschool

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

leonei-d-deactivated20211128

Omg!!!!

magic-and-moonlit-wings

#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

contrivedchaos

That cat is just so content. He’s like, “Finally, a human that can speak my love language!”

jarpadandjensens

spn 10.05 | winsync

ampervadasz

gigglingkat

I was almost at the end when I realized it might have sound. *chefs kiss*

cock-holliday

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

we-are-knight

pennypeabody

marisbugs

This is officially the best response and a big ass mood right there

evilwriter37

At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at you.

twilightofficial

The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex

shobe-sandwitch

the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex

all-de-fandoms

Lmfao as a religious trauma survivor and a product of Christian fundie indoctrination myself I am in full support of calling fandom wank "purity culture" and the use of the word "puriteen" as well actually.

It perfectly encompasses what purity culture was. It wasn't just about "no sex before marriage"; it policed every fucking thing you did and forced you to walk on eggshells your entire life so your Magical Sky Daddy didn't clutch His heavenly pearls at your naughty behaviours.

Holding hands with someone you weren't married to? Gateway to sin. Making eyes at someone of the opposite sex? Gateway to sin. Thinking "impure" thoughts about someone else? Thoughtcrime Gateway to sin. Wearing the "wrong" type of clothes? Listening to the "wrong" kind of music? Having the "wrong" sort of values? Enjoying the "wrong" kind of media? All of it was seen as a stepping stone toward being a sinful godless heathen (and to some people it was essentially just as bad).

And it wasn't enough to just avoid BadWrong Behaviours, either. In my ex-community you were expected to express your disapproval of it and be well versed in the theological how's and whys. Does any of that sound familiar?

Purity culture at its core is so much more than "wear this purity ring and pinky promise to Jesus that you'll never have sex until you're married" and if you didn't realise that while you were there you weren't paying attention.

afeelgoodblog

wizardshark

My roommate and I quote this all the time but the name keeps warping more and more every time. No dinner for gabiblio? No shower for john the baptist? No gas station Slurpee for jorbigoth?