Pretend This Is Something Clever

Allergic to everything. Destined to be average.

[moats-and-hoes]

So in love with it <3 "And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make" The Beatles, The End

[tupac-qoute]

[moats-and-hoes]

Important

[krysuvik]

i should like…start caring about myself lol

[hittings]

[moats-and-hoes]

Favorite movie ever though

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

[moats-and-hoes]

Literally conversations in my life

[octopussoir-]

[jacksmannequin]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

Batman v Superman looks amazing

[moats-and-hoes]

Okay but telling someone "you could have it a lot worse" usually doesn't making that person feel any better. Like yeah, I do t have cancer, I'm not getting divorced, my dog isn't dead. But that doesn't make this pain I'm feeling just up and go away either. It's still there and it still hurts, even if it hurts different than your pain.

[bixy]

the best thing facebook has ever given me

[poems-and-words]

[moats-and-hoes]

FUCKING THIS, oh my gawd.

[absolutelad-deactivated20200425]

[ruinedchildhood]

Celine Dion’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ classic is immortalized as you’ve never seen it before on a t-shirt with the classic hard rock combo of skulls, fire and satanic symbolism.  AVAILABLE HERE

[moats-and-hoes]

Dunno why exactly this isn't already on my person.

[poems-and-words]

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[moats-and-hoes]

Saying that the next time I get pulled over.

[plain-crisps]

what i did in graphic design class today is

[astr4ltr4in]

oh my god I laughed way harder at this than i should have

[alyssaties]

my LUNGS

[moats-and-hoes]

Okay but even using comic sans ironically is STILL THE WORST

[poems-and-words]

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[moats-and-hoes]

But really

[snlgifs]