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[notvoid]

[wilderwuff]

posting these fucking gems from the notes

[lesbianralzarek]

why does the first second or two look like a mobile game ad

[sunspira]

Girls in makeover game ads choosing to shave part of their scalp and roll in mud in order to hurt and torment their male suitors

[jaubaius]

[patchoulism]

[pseudocapsicum]

a confession i have to make is that i periodically get a boomerang subscription and periodically cancel it despite having access to pretty good illegal toon sites because every time i cancel it they send me emails with pictures of the characters crying and depressed talking about how sad they are and how they'll miss me and it makes me laugh so hard the ten bucks or whatever is worth it

[pseudocapsicum]

[mermeladadepera]

going in cirecles (sorry I deleted the last one I like these colors better) :P

[thepleasuregoblin]

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

[cryptotheism]

Google "Mormon Bigfoot"

[dontkillcoyotes]

Alright I’ll google it

[dontkillcoyotes]

[angelsfire2023]

What.

[1939blitzkriegfritz1939]

guess I am mormon now.

[raptor-traptual]

Get the fuck outta here, that's the hypest shit I heard all day.

[uncle-cazador]

It gets weirder but yeah

[james-was-never-here]

…how weird, exactly?

[uncle-cazador]

Blacks have black skin because they are the cursed descendants of Cain.

[beardedmrbean]

Global flood has always been a big foil/roadblock for any of the narratives that involve Cain and his descendants.

I'm well aware that as the creator of everything that nothing is out of reach for the dude, but it would be handy from a human perspective to have a bit of clarity about the whole thing.

Give that his name and family disappear from the record before the flood I suppose it's possible that one of the wives of Noah's kids were from his line.

I imagine there's a how it happened section in the Book of Mormon, just never bothered to look it up is all

[kahavave]

General assumption amongst the descendants of Cain theory is that one of the sons (almost always Ham because of the Curse of Ham) was married to a descendant of Cain.  

[beardedmrbean]

There we are then, one of my crackpot theories is actually an accepted version of events. Gonna have to go back and fix some classical art if we want to keep things lined up, bet that would go over great.

[tilthat]

TIL a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.

via reddit.com

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeowch!

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Still preddy hot

[vympr]

[frottinq]

skskksks there was a rly cute video on Twitter of a couple in China sharing a meal and the COMMENTS

Because Chinese people, apparently, can't exist on the internet, or anywhere, without secretly working to push the CPC's agenda.

[gun-flame]

*Eats but in a fucked up and commie way*

[butchnandos]

tiktok is a gift

[butmakeitgayblog]

😔

[neomedievalist]

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

[2nowfort]

[stimman4000]

hey here’s a site where you can bid on what day henry kissinger dies if you donate $5 to a charity. if you guess right you win a prize

[grumpycat69]

[httpsalisson]

They had a Lupin III episode like this once

[brucebocchi]

[capnsoapy]

overall i think the whole "adding -girl makes something sexual" thing is dumb but there is one edge case where it's true

this is a mouse hole

this is a mousegirl hole

[riverholtart]

Mooshroom and Mooblooms 🍄🌻

[dykals]

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

[grecoromanyaoi]

youre laughing. jk rowling published a book about a youtuber getting “canceled” for transphobia and racism then murdered. like half the book is just mean tweets the sjws send the protagonist. she named the made-up-made-up character the made-up sjws are calling an antisemitic caricature the yiddish word for shit. and youre laughing. it’s the same length as tolstoy’s war and peace.