That was quite an entrance. Who the hell are you?

People who cry for war the loudest are the biggest cowards

[firedrill]

[daily-showerthoughts]

Follow Yik-Yaks for more.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dogs can smell your ass, foot, mouth, and pit stank coming from around the block, yet they are still genuinely excited to see you, every single time. They are fucking heroes.

[gabrieldreyfuss]

This is about the fridge, Hillary. Stop changing the subject.

[mobydoubledick]

me: *wakes up*

me: SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SI

[nosdrinker]

we’re gonna be weird adults

[girl-trying-to-escape-reality]

[beigetype]

eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti

[duskbird-blog]

it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living 

[kickthemuffin]

this is so accurate im crying

[spicynorbi-blog]

[bunney]

the human body, or as i like to call it

suffer puppet

[mens-rights-activia]

What baby boomers dream of:

What millenials dream of:

[rockmanmegaworld]

what i dream of:

[cooldogs]

[mosoli]

[babyanimalpic]

[humorous-wifi]

oh my god cuteness overload

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

[captoring]

nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better

[sueslayer]

#so I’m a bethesda game

[thecooltrashcat]

[justbrosthings]

what europeans think black friday looks like in america

[sempaidoesntnoticeme-deactivate]

And they aren’t wrong

[unleonardo]

Honestly I’m such a catch and if you don’t have at least a little crush on me its ur loss