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wine mom in the streets, vodka aunt in the sheets//Aquarius☼Libra☾

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[frogmp3]

yes i hate men. yes i am attracted to men. we exist

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[sixpenceee]

Borrasca

by reddit user The_Dalek_Emperor

I originally posted this story in my Top 10 Creepy Stories of Summer 2015 but I figured this story deserves it’s own post. It’s one of the most highly rated stories on reddit and has only been around for a month. It’s a series and although it’s long, it’s a total mindfuck. Simply, putting it on my list messed many of you up. These are the messages I received: 

I completely agree, after I finished reading this story, I was WRECKED. 

HUGE trigger warning for sexual abuse. 

Keep reading

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Guilty

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[capacity]

No offense but I can’t believe this is life lol

[ts-06-deactivated20180719]

You’re not living it right lol

[capacity]

[d0nn0]

fact

1 in every 4 people have eyes

[letsgetlazybaby]

source?

[d0nn0]

here you go 

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[localstarboy]

when you’re trying to be down but it’s just not built like that:

[ravenjm]

i love everything about this lmao

[symphonicseauxl]

I’m laughing so hard at how uncomfortable he is LMAO

[redactedc]

“me and this mf” lmaaaoo that part

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[hell0-there-lady]

The reality of Instagram Modeling

[medic981]

This is important.

[joshpeck]

No, thank you, President Pitbull.

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!