[bakwaaas]

what is your dream profession?

child of a rich person who doesn’t have to do anything

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[girleulogy]

I’m too pretty to know things about supernatural but wow

[b1rdonawire]

the 48 hours after we learned trump had coronavirus was the national equivalent of having a substitute teacher in middle school

[sparklingnightmv]

do you think miss rona successfully utilized girl power when she decided to infect trump

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

[amygdalae]

How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[powerfulwizard]

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

[powerfulwizard]

[tikkety-tok]

[aleatoryw]

no more minimalist aesthetics in 2020 we're dressing like birds of prey characters. gold pants. mismatched eyeliner. whatever huntress is doing that makes her so hot.

[kabaks]

bro remember when mad max happened. remember when max was treated like an animal and so behaved like one and saw himself as one and then he met a bunch of women who were all struggling to be seen as human too and they treated him with compassion and he was like “i would die for all of you then. good.” wtf 

[kabaks]

max being chained up and used for his blood at the start of the film then giving it freely at the end of it because he loves furiosa?????? giving her his name at last like a parting gift????? wtf!!!!!! we are not things!!!!!!!!!!

[that-phat-chic-deactivated20200]

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[aceofsquiddles]

I know this place in California that I really think you’d like

[lorelaigilmoure]

#he’s trying his best

[clintbartons]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Carrie (1976) Ginger Snaps (2000) The Descent (2005) Byzantium (2012) Evil Dead (2013) Revenge (2018) Ready or Not (2019) It: Chapter 2 (2019)

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there