I'm queer & I eat dice

Casey / 30 / they / usa. Here you'll find art, d&d, podcasts, stale memes, cat pics, politics, and whatever weird niche thing I'm into this month. ventrobi is my obsession. avatar by @bomkii!

[catchymemes]

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[transgenderization]

its a shame when a musician is christian becasue they literally cannot shut up about it. why is god the bus driver all of a sudden like he's getting a cameo in every song

[transgenderization]

i mean its like that in lots of things right. guy started talking about the gospel in a destiny 2 video i watched last week theyre always doing it. irritating religion

[mcelesteart]

bursting out of myself

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[aestheticsofartt]

[csny]

eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad

west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good

chicago: we love our city

[goodluckclove]

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.

[zevveli]

I've said it before, I will say it again. Tramp was shown latter in the movie to be a ratter. It is not at all farfetched to think that he might have once hunted a bunch of rats that threatened the restaurant and so the head chef considers him a valuable ex-employee and friend.

[liquidstar]

Man what the hell I went to the club in my dream and my brain made up a new goth band that was the New Hottest Edgy Thing when when I woke up I realized the lyrics were just "I love you vampire. Monday vampire Tuesday vampire Wednesday vampire every day vampire" and it just goes on like that in like a typical bauhaus esque goth voice. What. Kindergarten goth song

[nightvaleofficial]

[lylahammar]

idk if this is a boomer take but I think ppl should make more of an effort to go see movies in theaters bc I couldn’t bear it if the movie theater industry went down and the only way to watch movies was through streaming I’m not strong enough

[lylahammar]

Actually I’ll make it even more boomer because I genuinely think it’s a good thing for people to have a reason to put down social media for an hour or two and just focus all their attention on a movie together and get fully immersed like I think that’s good practice for our attention spans and ultimately for our mental health (unless you’re a person who uses your phone during the movie in the theater in which case uh idk die)

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

[aleatoryw]

in "drop dead" Olivia Rodrigo sings that she knows the "bar closes at eleven". this is a reference to the fact that she is not from the midwest.

[aleatoryw]

I'm sure others have said it better but it's soooooooo annoying trying to shop for swimwear and all the reviews don't mention things like "is it well constructed" or "does it fade or pill after two wears" or "does the fabric feel good to wear even when wet" or "do the clasp and buckles and elastic stay in place"

no. it's only "⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I looked cute in this and it fit" and "⭐ _ _ _ _ didn't hide my belly at all :("

like sorry I thought we were all grownups who understood that SWIMWEAR isn't going to hide your body shape and everyone's body fits different items of clothing differently but I guess not.

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day