Mock that Trial.

Hey, somebody has to argue it.

[paralysedbeaver]

[trialmockers]

When I did my first opening:

[partylikeamockstar-blog-blog]

When you look over at the judge while giving that really important answer

[partylikeamockstar-blog-blog]

My team looking at your team

[themocklifechoseme]

Telling people that you did mock trial:

[partylikeamockstar-blog-blog]

When you're trying to prepare expert testimony

[partylikeamockstar-blog-blog]

When the other lawyer keeps referring to your male witness by female pronouns

[trialmockers]

When the judge argues my objection for me:

[trialmockers]

When I'm trying to get co-counsel's attention to make an objection

[trialmockers]

When I learn that our judge has the accent I've been faking:

[trialmockers]

When their closer drastically misquotes your testimony

[trialmockers]

When someone quits the team:

[trialmockers]

Going against a bye buster team comprised entirely of single-sided witnesses:

[themocklifechoseme]

When you impeach a witness:

[themocklifechoseme]

When your coaches hate your theme ideas:

[themocklifechoseme]

When you change everything right before a tournament:

[mocktrial]

^this though

[themocklifechoseme]

Crossing attorneys: