Some Kinda Robot

To folks looking at this blog nowadays, there are likely still bad old posts and comments from when I was a miseducated kid. They’ll remain undeleted because that was what I believed back then, and there’s no changing the past. Said posts do not reflect my current beliefs or mindset.

[wherebemydragons]

Ralsapril day 16

Note to Ralsei,

The binoculars don't work as well as you think they do

[pirateprincessjess]

Showed Surge to a friend and her first reaction was to send me a picture of goofy from kingdom hearts. I don’t know how to process this

[gemlikrogue]

...It was too funny.

[rocketbirdie]

easy. lmao

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

[noodles-07]

god people have always been people. victorian noblewomen stubbed their toes and swore about it. medieval peasants ripped hangnails a little too hard and sucked on it to make it better. cavemen put kids on their shoulders so the kids could get their handprints up on the wall. someone in the 1760s played with their dog and someone in the 1340s dragged themself out of bed at some unholy hour of the morning to soothe a crying baby and someone in the 1550s stuck a flower behind their lovers ear. I'm gonna be sick people have always been people

[256gb]

hey um no offense but squadala we’re off

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[cryptotheism]

I get why non-californians aren't comfortable with being called "dude" but it really is a gender neutral term here. I call my mom dude. Elderly waitresses are dudes. Small insects I notice throughout my day are dudes. Kitchen utensils I cannot find are dudes.

[dragonagegenerator]

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

[i-am-a-fish]

not to be happy online but I love the world so much

[i-am-a-fish]

sorry if this is too happycore but I love seeing the limitless kindness humanity is capable of

[houseprophet-deactivated2024050]

they should give me 1000 dollars in the mail daily for being a handsome boy & beautiful woman.

[smiggles]

Dinner time fellas

[smiggles]

That bitch didnt stand a chance

[korixsonder]

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shinobi-bacon]

hello!!!!! could i request bella gifs? I LOVE HERRRRR i was also wondering if you could include the emote “work it”😳???

only you want of course, thanks for making gifs and thanks for being AWESOME!!!!❤️‍🔥

In the past, I've seen part of the community hate on Bella, but she's actually my favorite mouse villager! She was one of my residents in New Leaf and I even had her on my New Horizons island for a good while! She's still very precious to me!

[kanditopia]

she hp on my banana til i *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* she dark on my lord til i *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* she mii on my topia til i *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

[pointnclick]

since the gun emoji was taken from us i’ve just been building my own contraptions

[pointnclick]

🔩🪠🪔    🧰 it might not look like it but i just got your ass with a thingamajig

[ancient-debris]

⊕ ⊕ tumblr post with screw holes at the corners so if you want to remove them and the front panel you can see all the fucked up bio-mechanical parts/circuits/wires inside. ⊕ ⊕