over it

ig: mithi.la

[slimetony]

I put some maple syrup in a condom just to see what it would look like and when i was carrying it to the dumpster it broke

[the-methed-up-samurai]

*The things people who aren’t having enough sex do with condoms**

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

Well I

[slimetony]

I guess I just got killed

[lovedrought]

when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

[sarcasm-not-capitalism-deactiva]

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

[unclefather]

[plantfunerals]

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

i just love vampires. sophisticated sluts

[befitphotos]

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is the first piece of ‘fitspiration’ that has ever in my life actually kinda inspired me.

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[android1000]

fiona is beautiful and doing great. i love her

[hausofbhd]

[sickthot]

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

[britneyjustin]

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

[fieldbears]

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

[youdonothing]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[humanimalgam]

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

[outofcontextanimash]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

[outofcontextanimash]

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

[hwun]

Bye

[noisier-deactivated20180820]

middle of the night thoughts

[kimjero]

me: what is life? what does it mean? who am I? what is this sphere that we call earth, what is my purpose?

me: I should masturbate