MODERN AGE MADNESS

MEET THE NEW MADNESS. SAME AS THE OLD MADNESS.

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Generation Y,

Generation Z are so

Unoriginal

MADNESS.

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Because of the Internet, the word tumbler looks like a typo.

MADNESS.

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What time is it? Look at your phone. Your phone??

MADNESS.

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Two men go to a river, and I restate it again and again.

REPEAT MADNESS.

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...but I don’t post to it either. MADNESS.

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Having an idea for a novel is not a novel idea. And yet it is.

MADNESS.

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They called it a "wave file". It does not wave at me. Am I supposed to do "The Wave"? MADNESS.

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Spent several hours rebuilding this Tumblr. I even backdated the posts. MADNESS.

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Exactly when did “cup of coffee” become a unit of measurement? I was not taught this in school. Maybe it is only taught to advertisers.

MADNESS.

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I saved no daylight at all. All I did was stay up an hour later Saturday night.

MADNESS.

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Who began this spelling of “go” as “geaux”? It, too, must end. If you ever feel the urge, just say to yourself:

Neaux, neaux, neaux!

MADNESS.

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This ending of every controversy name with the suffix -gate must stop. Please.

MADNESSGATE.

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The amount of lumber a whistle-pig might throw, had it the ability to do so, is of no consequence to me.

THIS, TOO, IS MADNESS.

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I do not know what “MORCHIKIN” is… but there are these cows… beckoning me to eat it.

MADNESS.

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How would the quality of this food in any way incite me to violence against my mother?

MADNESS.

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Browsing through the “healthier food” section of Kroger, I saw at the end of the last aisle, a broad assortment of snack cakes (Little Debbie-type stuff).

Bad planning, or… MADNESS?

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Depression medication lists “increase of suicidal thoughts” as a possible side effect. But that’s why I take it.

MADNESS.