Probably Not The Kind of Fairy You're Thinking Of

(Please don't follow if we're not already friends on main) 30s and exhausted. Agender and unapologetically queer (they/he/she). Nonsense wordplay and daydreaming is my favorite sport. (this is a side blog)

[wingsofbrassandfire]

If you see me reblog a post with gendered language no you didn't. I have already mentally installed an at-will pronoun replacer so that the post is about me or whoever else no matter how they identify

[pinccpeach]

Casual rubbing and caressing while cuddling/napping is so good. Like yes I know I’m about to pass out while laying on your chest but feel free to grab my butt.

[tasmanianpossum]

(flirtatiously) yeah, you can get me as high as you want.

[1chezpop]

Ripped Seams

[clitorises]

Do you ever want to kiss someone so much that all you can think about is your hand on the back of their neck while their mouth falls open against yours, their soft lips and gentle whines as they melt into you, exchanging heat and breath as their hands wander over your body and your grip on them tightens, every touch electric as desperation builds and tenderness gives way to lust, bitten lips and moans and growls and their tongue pressed deep into your mouth and your hips are tight against theirs and you’re completely lost in their scent and their taste?????? Do you????

[femmeinvelvet2]

By Anja Müller, published in Mein lesbisches Auge 03 in 2002

[caynkaincayn]

who wants to get high with me and cuddle until im too far gone to notice your hands creeping up my thigh and your fingers in my mouth

[a-sapphire-lily]

NSFT Emoji Ask Game

(Because most of the ones I've seen are kinda tame and I wanted a kinky version lmao. H/t to @osha-compliant-fae for help brainstorming!)

😵‍💫 - Every time your pictures end up on my dash I black out

😇 - I promise I'll be good (lying)

😘 - Pushing you up against the wall and kissing you

🥺 - Dreaming of making out with you until one of us snaps

🫠 - Please fuck me until my brain leaks out

👀 - Would you like to compare kinks in person?

👅 - Licking and kissing you everywhere

💋 - You are so pretty (with the intention of ruining your makeup)

👋 - Hit me harder

✌️ - Shoving my fingers in your mouth

🥾 - Step on me please

🙋 - Submitting an application to be your favorite sex toy

🧛 - biting you biting you biting you

😈 - I'm going to make you whimper for me

😸 - Requesting head pets (and rough sex)

🐺 - I'm giving you a ten second head start - run

🐰 - whimpering crying begging sobbing because you're not breeding me yet

☠️ - Be prepared to get utterly destroyed

🪢- Tie me up and use me

⛓️ - I want to see you bound and gagged

🗡️ - I have a knife I think you'll like (flirting)

🍷 - Here, drink this. Don't worry about what's in it

🍪 - I wanna make you cum and cuddle you and feed you snacks

🎧 - I need an audio of you moaning

🚂 - Please rail me at your earliest convenience

🛻 - Kidnapping you for our first date

🪟 - Leaving my window open and doors unlocked

🏩 - You, me, hotel room - when???

💝 - Buying you lingerie so I can tear it off you

💘 - Parasocially in lust with you

[deathbyfemme-deactivated2024052]

“you’re mine to hurt and you’re also mine to take care of” <33

[pawtheticpuppyboy]

I think when a sub says "you can do whatever you want to me" what they're actually wanting is to not make decisions anymore, and they think by saying this they can foist the decision making off on the dom without having to do any of the work beforehand. But unfortunately to get to the Not Making Choices part of kink you do in fact have to make a Lot Of Choices beforehand and communicate those choices to your partner. This is an essential part of the process and skipping it is both unsafe and unfair for whoever you're playing with.

Not Making Choices is the reward for communicating clearly, not the default

[flutterbvnny]

can i touch you but in a hesitant and exploratory way

[puppygirllaika]

"sadly, I'm not very sensitive there" ! a new objective has been added to your quest-book.

[butch4allconfessions]

dog-coded butch who will tuck their face into your neck and give a long sigh and go dead-weight on you like a lap dog that doesn’t know it weighs 200lbs

[echoes-of-wonder-deactivated202]

maybe she just needs to get off ten times in a row

[sleepyslut-deactivated20260506]

moaning while making out moaning while making out moaning while making out moaning while making out

[shinypuppytoy621]

[yaknowlikenyah]

Oh my fetish? It's people with fetishes. Love a freak I can fluster by doing something innocuous

[yaknowlikenyah]

Bringing this back because NOTHING is more hot than someone with a clearly defined fetish I can play into. I want you stuttering and begging for it as I'm completely unaffected.