[furstyphoto]

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

[hisnamewasbeanni]

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

[tangledinconstellations]

this photo is so genuinely happy and that makes me happy

[parkinglotboy1]

I feel like John Travolta is dead…like I kno he isn’t but…I remember him fondly

[bettedavisgf]

you know when you can feel yourself going into a depressive spiral but you were already in a depressive spiral so it’s like a double depressive spiral . cool

[o-geeze-o-heck-deactivated20190]

catch me in that depressive double helix

[perrfectly]

[feelboss]

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

[heimishtheidealhusband]

Never has this been more accurate

[kaliforhnia]

What I don’t understand is how a person can tell you so many lies and never feel bad about it.

(via kaliforhnia)

[timeaway]

I feel horrible in case you were wondering

[illegalities-blog]

[amazoogle]

[storiesandskies-deactivated]

i’m all for language evolving and everything, but i would literally die in defense of the Oxford comma.

[magiclesson]

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

[curxio]

[certifiedcopy]

[prodigaldaughterx]

The writers of this show are fucking brilliant

[poutineisdelicious]

[adeles]

I just wanted to get some folks together to pay a tribute to somebody who’s, not only been by my side for the duration of this amazing journey, but somebody who has devoted his entire professional life to service this country. The best Vice President America has ever had, Mr. Joe Biden.