I Just Work Here

23 | He/They | queer

[someforeignband]

i will not be silenced eddie munson is A VIRGIN.

[anaquariusfox]

They did it 😌💖

[inutaffy]

st cast >>>>

[yeah-a-gonger]

[should-be-sleeping]

Thank you.

[moonjakes]

i am Obsessed with this man’s character design. like this silhouette is just So Gender

[armandgender]

you should be allowed to kill at least one coworker with no legal repercussions

[sandmandaddy69]

[heartshop]

[papasmoke]

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

[papasmoke]

If you enjoyed this post please click on it to view the original now <3

[im-simmin]

Tumblr needs more minigames like this. Way better than “previous tags”

[lalaurelia]

Was so baffled at people claiming there’s only porn on AO3, so did a quick stats search. 

This is how the ratings look at the moment of counting, over the total 9,3M works on the archive (9 380 645 to be exact, atm)

Explicit: 1 551 860 (16,54%)

Mature: 1 409 093 (15,02%)

Teen and up: 2 834 938 (30,22%)

General: 2 651 772 (28,27%)

Not rated: 932 982 (9,95%)

Even combined, Explicit and Mature works barely overtake the total percentage of T-rated ones. That’s the overall stats on AO3, but fandom to fandom the landscape would differ greatly, of course.

The Underage tag, which is used to justify the witch hunts against the archive as a whole, returns only 222 748 works (2,37%).

EDIT: Look at the follow-up to see the ratio of Explicit and Mature works that contain sexual themes.

[polyphonetic]

every day of my life is a timeloop but i always accidentally figure out the exact action that narratively breaks me out of it and i always get it on the first time every day

[daftpatience]

this post reminded me of this ~scenario~ that happens to me and other fat folks quite often! thin folks that are our friends, support fat folks, but haven’t quite had the time or chance or willingness to unlearn fatphobic ideas in relation to themselves. we know you still think of fatness as inherently unhealthy and unattractive, work on it ♥

[gayvampyr]

free blocklist in the notes btw

[teaboot]

Roomie and I are two single female presenting folques sharing a unit on the shit end of town and when she moved in her dad met some of our dudeman neighbors and went "good to see there are some Man here to keep an eye out for them" and they replied along the line of "Yes Indeed We Shall Protect Thine Maidens" as if I am not a security guard and she does not do martial arts nightly and we together do not spar on the regular and there is not a baseball bat by every doorway and so now we share joint custody of a banana tree named Bert who we refer to as The Man Of The House

[teaboot]

He's actually a transplant

[nothingeverythingallatonce]

Sir Terry Pratchett

[sapokanikan]

kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about..............

[phantomrose96]

Absolute biggest bipedal fuck-up is that we can't lie down and look forward comfortably.

Dogs and cats and cows are out there lying down in the grass and just seeing everything and what do we have? Lie on your stomach and fuck up your neck? Lie on your back and shove 400 pillows under your head? Lie on your side and just accept everything's fucking sideways? I hate this fucking evolutionary form

[mangonetics]

lmao this guy hasn't seen the lucky 10,000 xkcd comic, what a loser. everyone's seen it. fucking idiot.

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

One sec I gotta Google something

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Wow I'm a lucky 10000

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