dude, just give me the bread

|| aspen || 24 || they/them || i’m tired ||

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[ingordwetrust]

mama gord will sing me to sleep

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[helsex]

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

not all art needs to be profound. art can just be silly. art can just be an expression of a feeling you can’t name. art can just be for funsies.

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[ingordwetrust]

eggrolls 1 of the greated human inventions tbh

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

i hate seeing a funny post and the user is deactivated. i like your funny words jester why would you end it all

[loveridden1999]

i am always rooting for women committing murder on my screen. murders actually. i am greedy like that

[maxxie-or-smth]

this is NOT my lowest point ❌🛑🛑❌🛑🚫 i will go lower

[modernmothman]

sometimes you just gotta look to the ceiling for guidance

[fascinationstreetmp3]

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

[wizzsp]

God I don't even care how shit that sketch is I'm so happy I drew it

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere