Things my Latin Teachers have done/said
- âAnd then Hateriusâ showed Salvius his B I G C r a n eâ
- *kid gets mugged during a Pompeiian election simulation*
âI mean it DID happenâ
- âNOW GET OFF THAT BENCH AND HUG THAT BEARâ
- *looks at pop quizzes* * silently walks to the door and chucks quizzes into the air*
- *in regards to a haruspex*
âYou gotta open that young goat up and get that sWeEt LiVeRâ
- âI stole that dictionary from the Penn State Library.â
- *puts on a documentary about building a Roman bathhouse*
âYour only job is to sit there and shut up.â
- âI mean if you translate it as ânaked serpentsâ I technically canât mark it wrong...â


















