[goldmelted]

                                           [  AND I DON'T LOVE ANYONE . ]

 —-   written  by  schiff

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» once dropped nathan petrelli when he was a baby, is probably the reason nathan is so fucked up

» »   this  isn’t  a  seth  shaming  post.  nathan  had  it  coming.

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quick seth hc dump:

»  seth’s power is called muscle mimicry,  it allows him to mimic everything he sees or has seen at some point such a dances,  skateboarding,  fighting etc »  he cannot not use his mimicry,  it’s as much a reflex as it is an automatic thing like breathing      »  but he has control over himself,  it’s more like if he were forced to,  he wouldnt be able to not use his ability »  he is very rich, humble about his wealth and regularly donates a lot of it to charities   »  once an online magazine voted him into the top 50 over 50 ‘cool’ people bc he likes to use his skateboard to get from a to b »  he still wears his wedding ring even tho his wife died years ago »  pet hedgehog named mr. watson

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progeneis​.

tie        is        loosened           ,           suit        jacket        draped        across        the        closest        surface           .                 ᴡɪᴛʜ        ᴀ        sɪɢʜ           ;               dark        hues        find        one        of        the         𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲        𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐬        lining        his        families        manor           .                 a        photograph        including        the        elder        in        the        room           .                      ❛❛         𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎        𝚢𝚘𝚞        𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚍        𝚒𝚗        𝚝𝚑𝚎        𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚢        𝚊𝚜        𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕           ?       ❜❜​

                              tricky  question  warrants  simple  answer.    ❛    no.    ❜    too  simple.   days  long  gone  by  still  remain  a  ᴠɪᴠɪᴅ  ɪᴍᴀɢᴇʀʏ  ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ  ʜɪs  ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ,   scenes  of  happier  days,   GRIEF,    unspeakable   actions.   a  thin  smile  spreads  as  eyes  follow  nathan’s  gaze.   seth  used  to  be  a  younger  man,   different  in  so  many  ways  and  yet   ——   it  doesn’t  matter  anymore.    ❛    we   used   to   be   friends,    but   i   NEVER   participated   in   their   little   group   activities.    ❜  

[supernatasha]

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progeneis.

                   ❛❛         hope        is        great           .                 we         𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝        caffeine           .       ❜❜

                                ❛    yeah,  okay.    ❜    a sigh.  neither man is sleeping well but they still have to  PRETEND  to function.  get up,  go out,  the usual even though their lives aren’t remotely close to  NORMAL  these days.  he pats mohinder’s shoulder.    ❛    i’ll  pick  some  up  after  work  if  you  can  survive  this  long.    ❜    

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i wanted to make a hc about matt being able to her other people’s dreams but then i remembered it’s literally canon,,,,,,,,,,,,,  anyways matt hears dreams,  was probably a lot of fun when he in season 2 lived in a big apartment complex and didn’t have full control over his powers yet.

[therpmemes]

       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

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do you remember that botched jesus restoration ?  miri has a picture of that in her wallet.

[wedgeantill]

Yucatán (2018)

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at this point im just adding muses to make myself feel better lmao

[teasought]

do you ever think about how not just can arthur dent fly but he learned bird language and thought they were all just talking shit

[lactoseinfuriated]

Everyone should try reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

[marythiccmas]

Ilona + making hearteyes at Amalia

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Also,  also,  somebody posted a lcdp crack video and one of the jokes was that martín was sergio’s first kiss and i dig that

[piraterecourse-deactivated20221]

me trying to calculate exactly how long Palermo walked around with glass in his face

[call-me-jerusalem]

I can’t say precisely how long, but I think I can give you a reasonable timeframe. It was about half an hour (which is a lot in any case). Let’s see.

According to Sergio: “Once red protocol is activated, nobody, and I mean nobody, will be allowed to go in or out for one hour.” and we know there are only fourteen minutes left of that hour when Helsinki just finished extracting the glass from Palermo’s eyes, because that’s when Sergio calls to inform they all went blind inside the tent (how fitting isn’t?) since Tamayo had just confiscated the mobiles from his crew.

So, assuming it took around fifteen minutes between the time Tokyo and Nairobi tried to capture Flipper and Palermo got shot (let’s remember that in the meantime he had to reunite all the hostages in the library, do his little speech and get them all to dress in the red overalls and only after all that they went to rescue Tokyo and Nairobi, so I think I am being generous here, maybe it took a little longer) and then about more five to ten minutes for Nairobi to gather the hostages in the lobby, lock Gandía and the others bodyguards and then “choose” the volunteers to help Bogotá in the forge, before Helsinki being allowed to help Palermo. So we have:

12:04 - Explosion time/Red protocol is activated 12:20 (approx.) - Palermo is shot 12:30 (approx.) - Nairobi, Bogotá, and the others go to the vault, releasing Helsinki from his duties 12:50 - Helsinki finishes removing the glass from Palermo’s eyes (there are 14 minutes left to the Bank’s doors to unlock)

Does it makes sense?

[piraterecourse-deactivated20221]

I’m glad we arrived at the same conclusion. I timed out the scenes with Nairobi/Tokyo vs Gandia and it was about ten minutes (but I’m sure there were some minutes we didn’t see) so I think ~30 min is right

(Makes me wonder tho how much painkiller Stockholm gave him lol to go from “I can’t keep my eyes open” to fuck it I’ll walk around with glass in my face for half an hour)

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since i binged la c.asa de papel again and fell in love with my dumb gay son palermo i’m putting him on my muse list.  meaning in the future when there are posts about martín there might be triggers like tw guns, tw violence, tw drug or alcohol abuse and most importantly tw eye trauma