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» once dropped nathan petrelli when he was a baby, is probably the reason nathan is so fucked up
» »  this isnât a seth shaming post. nathan had it coming.
quick seth hc dump:
» sethâs power is called muscle mimicry, it allows him to mimic everything he sees or has seen at some point such a dances, skateboarding, fighting etc »  he cannot not use his mimicry, itâs as much a reflex as it is an automatic thing like breathing    »  but he has control over himself, itâs more like if he were forced to,  he wouldnt be able to not use his ability » he is very rich, humble about his wealth and regularly donates a lot of it to charities  » once an online magazine voted him into the top 50 over 50 âcoolâ people bc he likes to use his skateboard to get from a to b » he still wears his wedding ring even tho his wife died years ago » pet hedgehog named mr. watson
progeneisâ.
tie     is     loosened      ,      suit     jacket     draped     across     the     closest     surface      .         ᎥÉȘáŽÊ     Ꭰ    sÉȘÉąÊ Â Â Â Â Â ;        dark     hues     find     one     of     the     đŠđđ§đČ Â Â Â Â đ©đĄđšđđšđ đ«đđ©đĄđŹ Â Â Â Â lining     his     families     manor      .         a     photograph     including     the     elder     in     the     room      .             ââ     đ đđđ     đąđđ     đđđđđđđđ     đđ     đđđ     đđđđđđđą     đđ     đ đđđ      ?    âââ
               tricky question warrants simple answer.   â  no.   â   too simple.  days long gone by still remain a ᎠÉȘᎠÉȘᎠ ÉȘáŽáŽÉąáŽÊÊ Â ÉȘÉŽsÉȘᎠᎠ ÊÉȘs  áŽáŽáŽáŽÊÊ,  scenes of happier days,  GRIEF,   unspeakable  actions.  a thin smile spreads as eyes follow nathanâs gaze.  seth used to be a younger man,  different in so many ways and yet  ââ  it doesnât matter anymore.   â   we  used  to  be  friends,  but  i  NEVER  participated  in  their  little  group  activities.  â Â
progeneis.
          ââ     hope     is     great      .         we     đ§đđđ     caffeine      .    ââ
                â   yeah, okay.   â   a sigh. neither man is sleeping well but they still have to PRETEND to function. get up, go out, the usual even though their lives arenât remotely close to NORMAL these days. he pats mohinderâs shoulder.   â   iâll pick some up after work if you can survive this long.   â  Â
i wanted to make a hc about matt being able to her other peopleâs dreams but then i remembered itâs literally canon,,,,,,,,,,,,, anyways matt hears dreams, was probably a lot of fun when he in season 2 lived in a big apartment complex and didnât have full control over his powers yet.
    john mulaney: kid gorgeous  â sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
â Letâs change the subject! â
â This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.â
â Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. â
â Ah, none of us really know their fathers. â
â I was sitting over on the bench. â
â You saw what happened and did nothing! â
â Sometimes, he was gay. â
â When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. â
â I never talked to my dad about that but I figured Iâd tell you. â
â Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. â
â Iâve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. â
â What was so funny? I wanna know. â
â None of that matters but itâs important to me that you know that. â
â Phonebooks donât leave bruises. â
â Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if itâs money! â
â I thought Iâd be dead in a trunk by now. â
â You spent it already?! â
â Whereâs the money? â
â I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. â
â Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? â
â Thatâs illegal! They tricked me! â
â I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didnât!â
â If itâs too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. â
â Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? â
â Jokes donât do well in court. â
â Iâm in the phase right before Old. â
â I am damp all the time. â
â I am gross. â
â UGHHHHH â you know, life. â
â I donât know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. â
â I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. â
â Letâs just not see each other for eight months and it doesnât matter at all. â
â I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. â
â A lot of people donât seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. â
â Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. â
â Famous people are weird as shit. â
â Your suspicions are correct. â
â I say âknock-knockâ out loud.â
â The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them weâre not a robot. â
â Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you donât want to walk into the ocean.â
â It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. â
â I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. â
â I donât remember that in Hamilton. â
â I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. Itâs exhausting. â
â What do you think theyâre celebrating? â
â I wasnât raised catholic and Iâm fucking glad I wasnât because itâs a fucked up organization. â
â That should be the slogan of the catholic church: Itâs an hour! â
â God canât hear you. â
â First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just âcause youâre accurate doesnât mean youâre interesting. â
â A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. â
â These meaningless politeness rules! â
â I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I donât like her. â
â My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. âÂ
â I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now Iâm afraid to get a flu shot. People change. â
â I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. â
â Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! Thatâs life. â
â College is a $120,000 hooker and youâre the idiot who fell in love with her.â
â STREET SMARTS! â
â He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. â
do you remember that botched jesus restoration ? miri has a picture of that in her wallet.
YucatĂĄn (2018)
at this point im just adding muses to make myself feel better lmao
do you ever think about how not just can arthur dent fly but he learned bird language and thought they were all just talking shit
Everyone should try reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Ilona + making hearteyes at Amalia
Also, also, somebody posted a lcdp crack video and one of the jokes was that martĂn was sergioâs first kiss and i dig that
me trying to calculate exactly how long Palermo walked around with glass in his face
I canât say precisely how long, but I think I can give you a reasonable timeframe. It was about half an hour (which is a lot in any case). Letâs see.
According to Sergio: âOnce red protocol is activated, nobody, and I mean nobody, will be allowed to go in or out for one hour.â and we know there are only fourteen minutes left of that hour when Helsinki just finished extracting the glass from Palermoâs eyes, because thatâs when Sergio calls to inform they all went blind inside the tent (how fitting isnât?) since Tamayo had just confiscated the mobiles from his crew.
So, assuming it took around fifteen minutes between the time Tokyo and Nairobi tried to capture Flipper and Palermo got shot (letâs remember that in the meantime he had to reunite all the hostages in the library, do his little speech and get them all to dress in the red overalls and only after all that they went to rescue Tokyo and Nairobi, so I think I am being generous here, maybe it took a little longer) and then about more five to ten minutes for Nairobi to gather the hostages in the lobby, lock GandĂa and the others bodyguards and then âchooseâ the volunteers to help BogotĂĄ in the forge, before Helsinki being allowed to help Palermo. So we have:
12:04 - Explosion time/Red protocol is activated 12:20 (approx.) - Palermo is shot 12:30 (approx.) - Nairobi, BogotĂĄ, and the others go to the vault, releasing Helsinki from his duties 12:50 - Helsinki finishes removing the glass from Palermoâs eyes (there are 14 minutes left to the Bankâs doors to unlock)
Does it makes sense?
Iâm glad we arrived at the same conclusion. I timed out the scenes with Nairobi/Tokyo vs Gandia and it was about ten minutes (but Iâm sure there were some minutes we didnât see) so I think ~30 min is right
(Makes me wonder tho how much painkiller Stockholm gave him lol to go from âI canât keep my eyes openâ to fuck it Iâll walk around with glass in my face for half an hour)
since i binged la c.asa de papel again and fell in love with my dumb gay son palermo iâm putting him on my muse list. meaning in the future when there are posts about martĂn there might be triggers like tw guns, tw violence, tw drug or alcohol abuse and most importantly tw eye trauma