Let the ships sail

ENFP | she/her | Kylo Ren trash | Studying physics | Yo! I can ship people! Like I know stuff about personality and relationships and stuff! Just tell me about what kind of person you are in an ask, and I'll find the perfect Star Wars match for you! (or other fandoms) I know that there are other people who do the same thing, but we definitely don't do it the same way! You'll se! <3

[dar-draws]

you look fine to me

[hellyeahthomassanders]

The Thanksgiving Obstacle Course 🦃 by Thomas Sanders

[r-owlett]

Thomas: Okay, Thanksgiving, you can do this.

Man: How’s school, champ?

Thomas: Ohhh!

Woman: Do you have a girlfriend?

Thomas: Byeee!

Aunt Patty: Let’s talk politics!

Thomas: Be GONE, Aunt Patty!

[mugwhumped]

Can we just appreciate the ENTIRE pie he’s walking out with at the end?!

[roguetelemetry]

[issamemario-deactivated20170621]

oh shit fuck it up

[redlipstickresurrected]

Lita Cabellut (Spanish, b. 1961, Barcelona, Spain) - Dulcinea 2, 2010  Paintings: Oil, Plaster on Linen

[mickeyandcompany]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[kurotsuchi-sterling]

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

[mago-emplumado]

Hawke would definitely do that

[diamonddragon33-deactivated2020]

@draco-illius-noctis

[k4le]

RIP vine here’s my compilation video for posterity

[half-of-bravery-is-perspective]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

Every time I see this post I can only think of the ballroom dance routines I’ve done because the guys wear fedoras for the Swing numbers. So I’m seeing people putting on fedoras and expecting them to break out into a dance number.

[incurablenecromantic]

Old-timey dudes doing weird hokey shit is the best thing.

Case in point:

[thewinddrifter]

Second guy from the left in the foreground is Tsar Nicholas II Romanov of the Russian Empire i think.

[dat-soldier]

Yeah that’s him. Have some more pics of Nicholas II and his pals having a fun time

[leias]

“What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for salad—chocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.”

[actuallymaison]

mom

[bearshoes-deactivated20160508]

“OH YOU DRAW??? CAN YOU DRAW ME????”

[misterlanky-deactivated20170126]

man i really doggone y’know, idunno why they cominroun thinkin i wanna draw errdang person who scootnon over t’mah sketchbook mang i ain’t yerdam persnal artist you gon pay me ferthat shit didn think so goddaamn

[aetro-deactivated20150512]

Oh, I don’t know, I think it’d be nice… people all around you, asking you to draw ‘em because they care enough to see you try, maybe make a little conversation… I mean, they’d probably leave right after… never even really want more beyond a drawing… might not even call back… but it’s the thought that counts.

[cryptidfurry]

Yeah, that’s what the government wants you to believe, Bill.  One second you’re looking down drawing a picture for someone and then SHA-SHAW government tracking chip planted in your brain!

[harrisonforddaily]

[knotty-pink-hair]

Artist Claire Keane

Website

[thegmsighs]

know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

[kick-my-ass-for-free]

as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

[oddityball]

@mephistowatchtower

[myartmoods]

The Hesitant Betrothed by Auguste Toulmouche (1866)

[northamericanghost-deactivated2]

I have always adored this painting. Having the central female figure stare with awareness at her viewer is a very powerful move, and something not often given to women in paintings. It creates an engagement with the viewer, she sees you and she knows you are watching her. She is no longer an object in an image, she is a person.

[kawaikunaii]

You know she gon’ kill the man she has to marry

[kakaphoe]

I like how everyone else is totally excited the women are congratulating her, the little girl is so into being a flower girl.

And she’s there in middle going “THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.”

[jhameia]

“the hesitant betrothed” there is NOTHING HESITANT about that expression

[shiraglassman]

Whoa. This is really dramatic and unexpected :)

[batboybisexualism]

The “Fuck This Shit” Betrothed

[cluegrrl]

This is the ‘Isn’t It A Tragedy She Was Widowed So Young’ Betrothed, is what it is.

[theroguefeminist]

“the lesbian and her lovers plot a murder”

[askblanche]