googoogaga

i’m stupid!!!!!!!!

[segamascott]

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[rogersandclarke]

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[sacred-portal]

[medusas-daughter]

Chappell Roan, who left her talent agency when she found out the Ceo was in the Epstein Files, is getting more hate than people in the actual Epstein files. Pedophiles are currently presidents and starting wars, wife beaters are getting awards and selling out stadiums, but a lesbian who is not the nicest most cheerful person 24/7 is the actual devil and getting banned from performing. I think she should be meaner. Let her be the nastiest bitch in the world. Maybe more women will wake up from the fucking trance this world has put us through and realise being "not nice" is not the biggest crime in the world.

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[carnadelions]

twitter: am i too woke for thinking fat people shouldn't be stoned to death

tumblr: you're calling me racist? how do you think that makes my non-white oc feel?

instagram: if he doesn't look at you the way your boy cat looks at you he's not 🤚 the one 💍

[dungeon-bitch]

[dogpuppy]

[tomshivbaby]

actors used to have real teeth

[oliviawebsite]

snacks will make me powerful. sweets will make me wise

[graceebooks]

the bitch wife should be one of the most revered and respected archetypes in our culture and yet she is constantly mocked and derided smh

[pukicho]

Hello, we’re big computer company. We are truly grateful for your support! Our latest update will add a giant shit in the middle of your screen. You cannot remove it.

[vonkarn]

me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter