My Personal Obsessions

Hi I'm Moe

[willinq]

so you nearly died in that taxi?

ryan lochte:

[mohammeddugally]

there are two types of men in the world, the ones who compliment ur highlight and the ones who ask y r u sweaty

[elegantkiddreamer-deactivated20]

[logotv]

[hoteldulacklustre-deactivated20]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

[freekumdress]

they’re going AT it

[growingdaydreams]

why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 

[nrmndr]

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

[thoodleoo]

apparently the ancient greek painter zeuxis died from laughing too hard at one of his own paintings and i just really identify with that

[2000ish]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[mohammeddugally]

possible employer: what is your best asset

me: my cunt

possible employer: your what..?

me: my *counting each word on a finger* Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent

employer: you're hired

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[blazepress]

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

[buttbuttgoose]

Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills

[hbcejkrbferjqg]

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

[cknd]

Oxford Tan vs Moonrock

[drinkt0forget-deactivated202303]

Can we just take a moment to be thankful this tweet exists.

[memewhore]