jigga, I'll be spiked out

Sup? I'm Puck, how goes it? I'm stuck on this weird island with all these freaky people and they have us doing some really sick shit. Anyway. See you around I guess. YELLOW SHIRT

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I have furniture

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what games for the xbox? Cause I want in. And I happen to be really good, so just fair warning for your ego incase I kick your butt.

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COD. Left For Dead, Halo... I dunno what's in this box really. 

But you're going down, chick.

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I have furniture

AND AN XBOX

Who wants in?! 

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You’re going to have to be specific, there are loads of blonds here.

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White shirt. Yellow shirt. Eyefucking. 

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lizziehummel replied to your post: Aw. True Wuv.

…What are you talking about?

Blondie 1 and Blondie 3, Blondie 2. Obviously. 

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Aw. True Wuv.

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brittgoneblack replied to your post: Ready. Set. Go.

Where you going?

To audition for The Voice with Christina.

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Ready. Set. Go.

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I will try to fix you || Pizes

Lauren waited a few hours before she sat up in the medic tent’s cot. Frankly, she wanted to get the hell out of the tent. Pain killers had been administered, as well as a cold compress and some type of weird cream on her back so it wouldn’t infect her. Sitting in the bed, feeling a hell of a lot better and not as hot or as close to passing out, she looked him over. “You don’t have to stay here anymore if you don’t want…or are you hiding from being double teamed by Chris and Simon?” 21:55

Puck was looking over some shit that was sitting in a jar when he heard Lauren’s voice. “Huh?” Slowly he turned from the jar to look at her a grin on his face. “Nah, though I’m pretty sure that Chris dude wants me though. He’s practically undressing me with his eyes everytime I see him. How’s it going, badass?” Asking her while nodding to her back. “You gonna hafta work tomorrow?”

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Make sure Puck gets there?

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I'm a big boy. I'll get there. 

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Oh where, oh where is Noah Puckerman?

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For attempting to stop Lauren’s punishment, for back talking the white shirts and for attempting to trip a white shirt. 

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Alright. Sounds golden. 

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Oh where, oh where is Noah Puckerman?

Time for your punishment. 

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Punishment for what? 

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Second Lashing: Lauren's Punishment

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Date/Time: Tuesday, 5/29

Place: Courtyard/Whipping Post

Characters Involved: Emily Hudson, Lauren Zizes, Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez Chris Anderson, Blaine Anderson, Simon Smythe

Emily didn’t leave the post after Roxy was carried off. She knew they’d be back out here within ten minutes for Lauren’s whipping. She had a feeling no one would show up. Not that she wanted an audience. She already had her fill of seeing blood for the day. And honestly, the one…maybe two…times she spoke to Lauren, she didn’t like her. But she didn’t think getting whipped was acceptable as a punishment. But who was she to argue? She took a deep breath as she waited for the other girl to come back, wondering if she was even going to show.

Chris: had missed the first lashing, but that didn’t mean that he wasn’t going to miss the second. He was lucky enough to keep his white shirt, and he wasn’t about to let that power go to waste. It was Emily’s turn to run the lashing, and he understood that he couldn’t interfere, but he had to promote himself as a strong, resolute member of the white shirts. So he stood off to the side with the rest of the white shirts as Emily stood by the whipping post for Lauren’s whipping.

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caliente-lopez replied to your post: I am enlisting yours and your brother’s help with me tonight, please meet me in the quad in about two hours.

I don’t know whether to tell you you’re about to be very disappointed or very happy by the actual outcome of tonight, hmm

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I am enlisting yours and your brother's help with me tonight, please meet me in the quad in about two hours.

I knew it'd only be too long before you wanted yourself a double dosage of Puck. 

See you then. ;)

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Do these cameras watch me poop too?

Awkward.

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... dude... I bet they do.