Moist Satsuma

Anna. 19. UK. I like words that make people cringe

[skeletonswordfights]

[fedexpressionism]

[veronicaschainsaw]

moistsatsuma don’t you like this movie? XD

[moistsatsuma]

Hell yeah, this movie is the worst thing I've ever seen and it's amazing.

[iguanamouth]

hey man

[r3d-ca9]

What in the actual fuck.

[cheese24k]

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

[video]

[iverbz]

[weheartpattinson-blog]

[offbeatorbit]

jesus fucking christ

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

I want a movie where literally everyone dies. Everyone. Like by some wild natural disaster or something. It’s just like an hour and a half of showing desolated countries and cities and whatnot. There are no humans left.

And then, with thirty seconds of film left, Sean Bean crawls out from underneath the rubble of a fallen building and starts laughing.

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

THIS IS SO BAD THAT I’M ACTUALLY LAUGHING 

[trazx]

[papopoesia]

[pbpbpbp]

[fymarinaandthediamonds]

Visit Original Link

[escapekit]

Life in Japan

Tumblr user ‘1041uuu’, has created a series of GIFs that perfectly encapsulate how modern life in Japan is like. 

Did I mention they look like 8-bit video games. Awesome. 

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[witchrry]

you know your life is in shambles when you have to be somewhere at 2pm and you have to set an alarm

[dinuguan]

[nevver]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

[sharkchunks]

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

[weedmonger]

[capslockapocalypse]

I couldn’t even read that in my head