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@moldedhearts
“we always see our WORST selves. our most vulnerable selves. we need someone else to get close enough to tell us we’re WRONG . someone we T R U S T.” // independent multimuse written by holly. contains muses from: doctor who, eloise at christmastime, full(er) house, gilmore girls, glee, grey’s anatomy, parks and recreation, scandal, titanic and waitress
i am falling apart o k a y.
i am breaking into pieces f i n e.
nothing is okay anymore w r o n g.
( * &. – SHANE MADEJ SENTENCE STARTERS.
literally just a bunch of bullshit shane madej from buzzfeed unsolved has said throughout multiple videos. enjoy !
‘ that’s insufferable. i love it. ’
‘ they look like someone just accidentally coughed some eyebrows onto his forehead. ’
‘ i’m ready for death. that’s what makes me me. ’
‘ i’m ready, every room we walk into, to die. ’
‘ do you think he pooped himself? ’
‘ it’s very disrespectful, but it’s human. ’
‘ i think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ’
‘ hey ghouls! the boys are here! ’
‘ hey there demons. it’s me, ya boy. ’
‘ you know what… let it be a mystery. ’
‘ if you don’t like it, you can kiss my apple taters. ’
‘ i have run the permutations through my little computer and all of them say ‘you are fucked.’ ’
‘ oh, it’s fine if people die on christmas eve. ’
‘ what, you’ve never stabbed a guy in the heart and pushed him into the ocean? ’
‘ i might be more scared of puppies than i am of snakes. ’
‘ i look like a weirdo by today’s standards, but that’s okay. i feel the sexiest i’ve ever felt. ’
‘ oh, things are going tits-up. ’
‘ yes, i am floppy, but that’s neither here nor there. ’
‘ everything else you have is shit. ’
‘ i’m not gonna gloat here cause at a certain point i just feel bad for you. ’
‘ do you tell ghost stories after sex? ’
‘ one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin. ’
‘ i knew it, i’m a slime guy! ’
‘ i’m not saying i’m right about everything, i just feel like i often am right about a lot of things. ’
‘ no, no, no, no, no. ’
‘ no, i just want to talk to the demons. ’
‘ i’m gonna lock myself in here with a ghost. ’
‘ i think this demon’s a wimp! ’
‘ rock and roll, buckeroo! ’
‘ hey, look… steal from the rich. do it! ’
‘ can i go into work looking like this? no. this is trash. ’
‘ i think your tummy’s got a demon. ’
‘ i took an improv comedy class once. because i’m a white guy. ’
‘ i’m sad and kinda delirious. ’
‘ hey, you demon fuck! ’
‘ i think ben franklin might have been involved in some weird sex parties. ’
‘ it’s a nice sunset, enjoy it. it’s the last one you’re ever going to see. ’
‘ it’s like satan’s cement butthole. ’
‘ time’s a tickin’, show up and murder us. ’
‘ yeah, you know, i like to keep you entertained. ’
‘ oh shit, yeah, what about that, idiot? ’
‘ i bet i could squeeze an apple until it exploded. ’
‘ i’m not trying to do that whole dismiss it thing, but… i’m dismissing it. ’
‘ shadows do tend to follow you, though… that’s sort of how they work. ’
‘ i’m taking a selfie with some demons, yo! ’
‘ ghost 101: one, knock book of shelf. two, uhh, hold a candlestick in the middle of the hallway. three… sheets. ’
‘ we’re here for the cult stuff! we saw the ad on craigslist. ’
‘ i’m ghost proof, baby! ’
‘ honey, we gotta jazz it! ’
‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect this demon. ’
‘ i’m gonna close the door and leave. ’
‘ if you’re possessed, we’re not taking you home. ’
‘ i worked very hard to be this tall! ’
‘ once again not a single scratch on me, so that’s disappointing. ’
‘ i think they would’ve been down to clown. ’
‘ ever since then, i’ve been kind of terrified of avocados. ’
‘ see this guys ass, by the way? ’
‘ i’ll kill you if you touch my dog. ’
‘ i don’t want to be a ghost hunter! this is all bullshit! ’
‘ i don’t want you to have like a full mental break. maybe close. close would be good. ’
Like mother like daughter [2/?]:
“I hate you.” “No, you don’t.”
when people say they want to rp with me
rory && amy
“BECAUSE IT’S VERY IMPORTANT!” amy laughed & then turned around to take two samples of almost identical yellow paint. “so which one? come on, stupid, don’t look at me like that! we can’t invite people over if we have ugly grey walls!”
‘--- we don’t have any friends, amy. ’ rory lets out a small, annoyed sigh as he stares at the paint samples. ‘ these are the same color ! ’ he walks closer to the wall and stares at the colors- trying to spot the difference between theme. ‘ amy, are you sure these are DIFFERENT colors? ’
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.” [for rory!]
‘ i pressed the wrong button ! i didn’t think the tardis would start shaking ! ’
‘ we need to talk. ’ one of your greys muses !!
‘ we do ? ’ maggie raises her eyebrow as she stares at john. ‘ what’s going on ? ’
‘ it feels like the end. ’ [for rory c;]
‘ i jumped off a building for you. you can’t just leave me ! what about anthony ? ’
“Please don’t lose faith in me.” ( derek )
‘ i need to see some progress in your learning, kepner. ’
“Please don’t underestimate me.” ( callie )
‘ prove me wrong - kepner. show me that i am underestimating you. ’
“There’s no crying in the club. Fortunately for me, this is not the club.” ( for callie! )
a meme somewhere | @airplanecrushed
‘— there’s no crying anywhere. mark is an IDIOT. don’t listen to him.’
dreambuilt:
.｡.:*☆ @moldedhearts ☆ lorelai & luke! ☆ sc! ☆
“do you think different breeds of dogs bark in different languages? what if they do, and they can’t communicate with other kinds of dogs? god, that’d be so sad!”
luke looks up from the counter to stare at his wife. ‘ i think you’ve lost your damn mind. take paul anka to the dog park and see if he understands the other dogs. ’
dreambuilt:
“rory never laughs at me! or pours coffee on the floor, for that matter. i think he’s BROKEN!” overdramatic? maybe. but at least she’s staying on brand. “oh please, that’s blasphemy. coffee’s my life force. we’re pals. i’m grumpy when i don’t get it, not when i do,”
‘ he’s not BROKEN. he’s just mine. he knows better than let you drink coffee. i finally have a person on my side. ’
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters
“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”
“Can you explain memes to me?”
“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”
“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”
“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”
“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”
“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”
“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”
“I am a happy little cheese monster.”
“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”
“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”
“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”
“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”
“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”
“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”
“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”
“Mothman is bullshit.”
“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”
“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”
“See you in class… bitch.”
“Sharks are tight.”
“So, you ever kill a man?”
“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”
“That… that is a good butt.”
“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”
“This is where I come to masturbate.”
“Wait, I’m a wreck.”
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”
“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”
“Your face… is… good.”
“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”
ooc: my life has been low key insane lately so hopefully i can be here tomorrow!!!
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