Welcome to our blog!! Phil and I decided to make a shared blog after he lost access to his old one. Besides, I always thought it'd be fun to run one of these!!!
Yeah, I kinda missed this. Ask us whatever you want, but if you send us any weird asks, I WILL eat you.
He doesn't mean that...
I do, actually. Anyway, just read the rules, alright?
{Warning: this blog may post suggestive content and/or nudity!! Those posts will be tagged as such, so please be sure to filter those tags if you're uncomfortable seeing them and still want to interact with this blog!!!}
{run by @a-real-fungus!! most posts with art here will be reblogged there as well!}
Pay attention the color of the text. That'll tell you who's responding to you. I'm red, and Sam's blue.
We might not answer certain questions we're not comfortable with, so please keep that in mind!!
We have three kids, but Joel and Crimmy are usually off on their own adventures. Prunella lives at home with us. They can't read or write yet, so we can ask them questions for you!! No pictures though. Aww... ...Maybe when Prun's a bit older.
In case you somehow forgot, I'm not nice. If you want nice, ask Sam questions instead. Oh, don't listen to him!! He's actually quite the sweetheart <3 I AM NOT!!!!!!
{As per usual, I (Sam, he/it/they) use curly brackets to show when I'm speaking ^^}
{In character tag: #molding memories OOC/Non Canon tag: #drifting spores}
{Most asks will be text responses, but I do draw sometimes for asks!!}
{Speaking of asks, go wild with 'em fellas- I won't post any explicitly NSFW images, but I don't mind those sort of asks here!!}
{Lastly, bullying Phillippe is always highly encouraged. He deserves it <3333}
What are those squiggly things in the background of your banner's picture? A person? Question mark?
They're people, but I don't think they can talk... At least they're not hostile? We went to check on them a while back.
Those things are probably dead.
Ehh, after a while, I just stopped caring about my appearance. Just wearing whatever was comfortable for me was fine, and, for a while, all I could really manage. Aggie's interest in clothing is the only reason I started to change up my wardrobe.
We found a bunch of his current clothes at an abandoned mall nearby. It's still mostly his usual style, but the layers and pants add a bit more to the outfit. Better than a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
Father Andrew did!! He was grateful for all the donations I'd given him, and he said it was the least he could do. Not exactly religious myself, but I'm happy Father Andrew agreed to it despite that.
What do you think of the other phillippes running around? (@m0thshr00m @the-real-phillippe ect)
It's always great to see more versions of my wife !!!!!
Since most of them are past versions of myself, they're kinda saddening to look at. That second one you mentioned... isn't that a moth whose name is genuinely Phillippe??
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECAUSE I SEE IT NOW BGDHBSDF I was a gacha life kid... Also my face is being stretched in that picture, what do you want from meeeee 😭😭😭😭
has Phil ever lost the wedding ring? Cause the string could burn but the metal wouldn't..?
We mentioned it a bit ago in this post, but he did once. Thankfully, the string had snapped in the apartment, so were able to find it. Neither of us really wear our rings out after that incident.
They're less likely to get damaged at home anyway.
heya
i'm
uh
im juice
honestly you won't understand
maybe in like 15743 years or something
idk
anyways my question is this
have you tried eating lunchables
do they taste good to you?
Lunchables? Man, I haven't had those since elementary school. They were alright, but I think I heard they had lead in them??? After that, my mom stopped buying them.
