93 screaming lamps

i’m in college??? i got tumblr in sixth grade wtf

[sosandyandy]

Me when

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[moldymugman]

invincible oc: everything is the same but mark has a gun. call him invinceaglock or inblickable

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[queerslurheritageposts]

Queer Slur Heritage Post

[hollowboobtheory]

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

[hollowboobtheory]

when people go after no-fault divorce or abortion what they're really doing is trying to enshrine the sunk cost fallacy into law

[hollowboobtheory]

it sounds like a joke but this is a genuine political belief of mine. you should be able to leave a situation you don't like. the government has no business trapping you in a relationship.

quitters rights!

[shitpostinguniverse]

[angstbotfic]

yes and

and 

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[rebel13lion39]

[mason-bees]

Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.

[oheart]

I'm starting to believe that Suzanne Collins will keep writing hunger games books until every last person on earth understands what she was trying to say with the original series

[alexandradowlings]

it’s the hunger games renaissance so i just want to remind everyone that donald sutherland (who played president snow) was on a cia watchlist for anti-war activities. he fully understood the role and message of the books and in an interview literally said “he runs a totalitarian state, he’s an oligarch- we have them here” during an interview.

[elainiisms]

all the people sympathising with snow and saying they can't hate him anymore after watching tbosas... y'all let awful white men get away with ANYTHING as long as you find them attractive and it SHOWS

[am0uage]

where lies 🛌 the strangling fruit 🍑 💦 that came from the hand 🖐️ of the sinner 😈✨ I shall bring forth 👀 the seeds 💦 of the dead to share with the worms 🪱🫦 that gather in the darkness 🖤🌚 and surround the world 🌎 with the power of their lives ⚡️😩 💦while from the dimlit halls of other places 🌃 forms that never were and never could be writhe 😝 for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been 👀🤔🤤

[catchingfire2013]

just finished annihilation and I pictured the crawler as this dude from monsters vs aliens the whole way through

[xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme-dea]

the real horror of annihilation is being the autistic loner forced to work on a group project

[gorgynei]

whenever i think about how the biologist's husband thought she was having an affair i have to laugh. sorry dude she really does just care more about an empty lot

[columbidaae]

my dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called ‘the southern reach’ youll be zonked out of your gourd beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw a rift in reality in the tunnel tower

my buddy Control, pacing: The Voice is lying to us

[vforvalensa]

Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer shoulda been adapted as a 90s point and click adventure game instead of the Natalie Portman movie.

[moldymugman]

annihilation but in the style of hit 90s point-and-click game harvester to take the edge off a little

[superchat]

honestly the followup from annihilation into authority is so fucking funny

annihilation comes in with a protagonist who is very sharp, both with her mind and her words. she goes by the title she was given for the mission, Biologist. shes someone who went through a lot because she was determined to follow what fascinated her, which is life, biology, ecosystems,

and then authority comes in with this director that has a very strong opening. he wants to be called Control, he seems very capable. strict. determined. odd. but as time goes on it just becomes very clear that hes just...kind of an idiot, and fucks up like. every. single. plan he makes. the people he saw as opponents were playing him from the very start, and then you find out hes just a nepo baby who got his current job cuz he fucked up his last one and his mom bailed him out...

like man we really got a night and day shift of protags between these books,