April Showers

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[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[dopecarmilla]

[beardedmrbean]

[cassili]

[teaboot]

SWEET CHRIST I FUCKED UP

[teaboot]

I WAS DOUNG A DEEP CLEAM OF MY KITCHEG

I FOUND A FRUIT JUICEER IN BRAND FUCKING NEW CONDOTIOJN FRO A PREVIOYS TENANT

Thought "Oh wicked I'll make soup"

NEVER USED ONE BEFORE

ONION JUIVE IN MY EYES

ONION JUICS SVERYWHERE

[teaboot]

I TWARGASSED MYSELF ADN MY BOY

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[anomymous2]

And 120k as a Tumblr post in 2024 apparently

[rodent-detector]

Rat detected.

[memewhore]

[decellie03]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

[segamascott]

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

[importantcatpics]

[sandymans-world]

Hope this makes your day. It does mine

[tonyzaret]

[scoes]

yes

[tonyzaret]

ok

[ikakkumon]

Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?

[tonyzaret]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoop_(utensil)

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

[mercutihoe]

[toddycats]

Look being the only ever out trans person at my entire workplace as far as I’m aware is cool and great for the most part but sometimes I get hit with a paralyzing fear of fucking something, anything, up and having it reflect on all trans people in the eyes of my cis coworkers forever. Which I’m sure is normal and healthy.

[toddycats]

And of course, you would be right to add that this is the experience of every racialized person ever, and you would be right! Unfortunately for me I am also the only person of middle eastern descent in the company as well

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[pangur-and-grim]

trying to couch nap but they’re observing me

[madicham]

I wanted to draw them

[my-artblog-is-ssjumi]

their shapes are compelling

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

are we simplifying them or something

[sparethedreamer]

Am I doing this right?

[trickstertime]

Get hand carved into brass, idiots

[wideasleepanddaydreaming]

@animals-with-fan-art

[madebykyra]

My sister took more photos of my dress. I am very happy with how this turned out :)))))

Only one more weekend until the Renaissance Faire!!!!

[misogyny-affected]

trans poc, please i beg of you get transition inspo of people with your ethnicity

i was incredibly dysphoric about my round face and softer features until i started looking at the faces of hispanic men and realized that those features weren’t feminine at all, they were ethnic features white supremacy had conditioned me to see as less masculine

your ethnic features are beautiful, and you do not need to look european to look masculine or feminine

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

For those who needed to hear it today

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post