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Redwall side blog because my love for those books knows no bounds main: @herbirdglitter

[mole-supremacy]

Who do I have to petition to get the songs from the Redwall audiobooks on Spotify

[castformbignaturals]

I didn’t even know there WERE Redwall audio books!

[mole-supremacy]

OH YOU’RE IN FOR A TREAT. Full cast and narrated by the author!!

[yellbug]

[asmeesh]

Shrike Rider

Felt like drawing something vaguely Redwall-inspired.

[bringo-salmon]

behold.... a stoat barbarian

[stardog-howls]

imagine what we could have had if don bluth had made a redwall movie

[karmada]

I recently fell across the blog @incorrectredwallquotes, and fell in love with its humor! I laughed so much going through the posts, I decided to illustrate one of them. I hope they don’t mind!

Comic based on this post!

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Cluny: you're just upset that my presence is haunting and off putting and yours isn't

[mole-supremacy]

Who do I have to petition to get the songs from the Redwall audiobooks on Spotify

[mole-supremacy]

if someone made a live action human au redwall series, there would be a whole subsection of rabid fans shipping Tim Churchmouse with Sam Squirrel in Mattimeo.

And I would support them.

[cinnamonhorchata]

Could it be like the 90s live-action version of "Wind in the Willows," with the Monty Python guys? So their costumes have little gestures towards their animal characteristics, like ears or whiskers or a tail or some subtle makeup? Because I like this idea very much. If there's never going to be an animated "Redwall," I would be quite happy with this demented version to exist.

[mole-supremacy]

Crying.

I haven’t seen this, but please

[mole-supremacy]

THERE. HES BEAUTIFUL.

(Back on my bullshit - putting redwall things on redbubble again)

A Luke the Warrior sketch, an attempt at the chapter art from Legend of Luke

Look he’s holding a mug, on a mug. I like it unbelievably much

[mole-supremacy]

The Redwall disord server is being quiet again. I should say something controversial to liven her up.

My current hot takes to wreak havoc options are:

- Constance and Fortunata would have made an excellent power couple, if given enough time (I’m thinking slapped together on a long quest with no other choice but to rely on each other. Constance tries to go it alone and doesn’t really care but keeps having to save Fortunata whenever she decides to go rogue and then one day Fortunata saves Constance and suddenly everything shifts)

- Friar Hugo is gay and in the closet and the way he is constantly holding onto his dock leaf symbolizes the way he clings to the heterosexual image he presents to the world

- if Reepicheep from Narnia and Martin the Warrior fought, I think Reepicheep would win

- the horse should have made a cameo in one of the books and he should have a traveling hedgehog who rides around on his back and climbed up and down with rope ladders and his name is Dinglechonk

- Matthias is clearly based on Luke Skywalker and then when questioned, I’ll say that they’re both young and really wanted to join a cult

Im open to suggestions.

(Not really going to do this. Probably.)

[beardedmrbean]

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Finnbar: Sorry, lost my cool for a second. Rosie: Can’t lose something you never had.

[rowanthefierce]

as much as i adore the redwall post that's like: delicious food / countless deaths, it's never really the abbeydwellers who get slaughtered en masse, usually the vermin, so IMO the diary entry should be from the perspective of some luckless rat or ferret named like Soggyclaw like so

entry one: me and the lads pinched the grog off our ole capn and some biscuits that ain't stale yet and we sat around the fire and talked about the days out at sea back when we was pirates but now we're going to some place called redhall nabby where there'll be treasure for all of us and we'll get an even better ship than ole Bladedancer (wot a good ship). and then Stinky got up and did his dance and we all threw things at him becoz we hate em

entry two: a big stripedog came and killed all me messmates

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Clecky: And it's Grath, right? I mean she's the toughest of all of us. No offense guys. Martin: No, that's accurate. Welko: Very fair.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Dandin: So...are we friends? Mariel: I guess. Dandin: You sure? Mariel: Sure. Dandin: Should we kiss? Mariel: No.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Durry: You should get out more! Rufe Brush: No thanks, I’ve seen enough.