Stories As Weapons.

simple. words. mean. so. much. but. pictures. can. mean. just. as. much. together. they. make. stories. that. can. change. the. world. twitter! @mollyronan instagram! @molly627

[petitesaretes]

I made a comic about every comment thread under any content involving a fat person existing. Ever. This counts as my inktober #1 because I spent way more time on it than I should have.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Never not reblog

[slytherinnpride]

#book quotes

[riflegarden]

today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment

[riflegarden]

today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile

[riflegarden]

I’m so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smile 

[riflegarden]

yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spike 

[riflegarden]

yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i died 

[riflegarden]

A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10

[riflegarden]

TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, “london no, we’re not getting that” and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have cried 

[riflegarden]

I want everyone to know both London and Jonathan (Jonnie) came in the other day on the same day. Jonnie is much larger since the last time I saw him but still sweet and still acts like a pup, he barked at something in our footwear department. London still likes to carry things and put his paws up on my register to say hello, he carried the insoles his owner bought out the door for her. Also thanks for the notes, it’s nice to see so many people appreciate dogs on here. Another reminder, I see a lot of dogs because I work in a sporting goods store in a strip mall next door to a Petco and we absolutely allow dogs in our store. I live in a mountain town in Colorado and dogs are common here because there are lots of fun outdoor stuff to do with them. 

[riflegarden]

A sheltie in a Petco shopping cart came in yesterday and her name was Sadie and she was so excited to say hi that she jumped out of the cart, onto my register counter, but she missed and Mufasa’d her way to the floor, but she was okay. The owner just let her sit on the counter and she was very well behaved and she gently smelled every item I scanned and also my hand. She was obsessed with her neck being scratched. 

[riflegarden]

today a black lab name paxton came in off leash and he jiggled his way into our back room because the door was open and i yelled He Is Employed! and told his owner that we’d be happy to hire him and then eventually he made his way up to the front by himself and into the register area behind the counter and now he’s my new manager 

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[saintcurvy]

they were standing like that for a long time, so then I got them a stool 😂🌹💚💕

[deebott]

Omg

[tastefullyoffensive]

“You’re about this fat, see?” (via schizoduckie)

[weavemama]

you can’t deny the existence of rape culture when our judicial system is ran by these gross ass men who justify it 

[thottiehardy-deactivated2023111]

[ablouseisafemininetop]

Tammy gets dragged…

[bugsroseee]

Louise is legit savage

[missbuttercupifurnasty]

I love these kids

[birdandmoon]

Feeling small? Here’s some motivation(?) from an owl.

(Note: Northern Pygmy-Owls don’t really catch moose, but they have been recorded dispatching red squirrels, northern flickers, and Gambel’s quails. They mostly hunt smaller things, though.)

[oft-goes-awry]

@copperbadge, I found a friend for Lovelace.

[copperbadge]

I actually originally considered that breed for Lovelace! I only rejected it because I felt she would be so terribly small that she wouldn’t handle a cyborg wing as well as a larger owl. 

They are adorable though. Adorable and murderous.

[danisnotonfires]

[gracewins]

[seethestarsablaze]

@anna-corinne

[catsbeaversandducks]

[liveitout]

Bob The Drag Queen explains why he raises money for women’s shelters in New York City on TRANSFORMATIONS: Bob The Drag Queen & James St. James [x]

[starvingxminds]

👏🏾

[polniaczek]

@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”

[dundermifflinscranton]

Pam: Thank God you were there.  Michael: Yeah, kinda good-news, bad-news there. I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.  Jim: Who was driving?  Michael: … Pam: Oh, Michael.

[gifstelevision]

[long-tongues-mmmm]

This insult completely cracks me up