update for all my mutuals
$LAYYYTER
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shark vs the universe
RMH

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hello vonnie
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Origami Around
Misplaced Lens Cap

Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
official daine visual archive
YOU ARE THE REASON

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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@molten-gold-fleur
update for all my mutuals
Make your muse a teddy bear (stolen from @ehrendame​ )
Behold. Louisiana.Â
AND ALASKA! (she would want to be a polar bear)
(Apologies for not being here lately. Been low energy. But probably sometime tonight or tomorrow I’ll get back to those asks for the meme everyone sent and send out a few overdue replies. orz)
@ourfairdominion​
me when i get a taste of my own personality thru someone else: Â GODÂ i can not STAND them
[[ aw crud. uh. ask for which muse. i forgot i have both louisiana AND alaska on here uuuuuhghgh. if not addressed i will default for dan until I run out of people]]
For every 🕷️sent in, my muse will confess a secret feeling or thought they've had about another muse, without naming the muse.
Then, there will be three guesses as to who my muse was talking about allowed before the name remains a mystery forever.
@blooddmoney
"Dan, yer m' hoe 'n m' homie. Hoemie."
[hugs him]
Silence for a long moment as he takes him in proper. Still returns the hug, don't forget that, but goes on a face journey over his shoulder.
"...You...are my Hoemie as well, Alston. Thank you for letting me know."
He gives a couple of very comforting pats to his back.
frigidandsilent​:
She shuts down for a second, because this is so much more physical touch than she is used to, and the woman is very very tall and very very friendly and she is smiling so much.
It was very…genuine. Very kind.
She honestly wasn’t sure how to respond to that.
So she doesn’t, and instead she stands still, her arms hanging at her sides.
“Y…yes. Tea. I brought..bread.”
“Wonderful!”
She gives a good final, and not rib popping, squeeze of a hug to her even when she doesn’t respond like the limp cat that she was, and pets go to beam down to her.
“Bread! Homemade? Wait- yes it is I remember. You always make homemade. here, come on then. I will make us tea and we can eat nice bread you made with butter and fruits.”
It’s not even that babasel was a purposefully loud woman, her voice just carried like the rest of her. far ahead and with confidence. Which extends to every part of her as she ushers Belarus into her home with a comforted ease.
valorblooded​:
“No… not the second time around but the original man’s name has been remembered! So he’s still able to be credited no problem. Funnily enough, they had to patent it again because the lack of fire hydrants was becoming a problem, as you could imagine.”
“Ahh...I see. Hmm.”
She tips her head one way then the other and nods then looks to Connor curiously.
“Is that the time that the city in the north of you caught fire? The...shee...Shecargo? city fire? it was before I knew you. But I remember it!”
Male, 8ft, wears armor at all times but asked will take off helmet, blue eyes. Likes: I like my giant axe, tight family bonds, fire people, wizards, paladins, artificers, hats, lizards. Dislikes: Change, vampires, scarecrows, people who try to hurt my family.
(Anon Date Meme)
"Ohoo. 8 feet?? You are giNORMOUS! Very interesting! Yes I think I would like to go on date with you!"
She does not have a thing for people taller than her. She does, however, have a thing for wanting to see someone who is 8 foot tall and wields a battle axe! She might even wish to fight them herself. You know. For science!
Black hair, grey eyes, male, 28 years old, 6ft. I like reading, clubbing, my cat, baking, the handsome religious professor across the hall, bothering the handsome religious professor across the hall, the color blue. Dislikes: Ranch, noisy bitches, DMV, recipes that don't use enough garlic. [for Dan]
"Hm. Interesting. This sounds very similar to my boyfriend."
He taps his jaw.
"A shame I'm already happy with him or else I'd agree to a date with you, stranger. As it is, I'm pleased with My Puddin' so unless we manage to fuck it up- I have to decline."
@frigidandsilent​ (From Here)
She pauses, and she looks down. "Ahh...good? And...you? Have you been well? You look....as strong as ever."
Babasel hums, still grinning and moving to her side easily, a hand resting over to pull her into a hug. “I’m glad you’re well! I’ve been good yes! ..Well I noticed new part in hair that I think is American trait now but yes! Do you want to have drink? Snack?”
She’s just happy as shit someone is visiting her to be honest!
people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt
Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life
click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like
*if ur on moble screenshot it
Black hair, grey eyes, male, 28 years old, 6ft. I like reading, clubbing, my cat, baking, the handsome religious professor across the hall, bothering the handsome religious professor across the hall, the color blue. Dislikes: Ranch, noisy bitches, DMV, recipes that don't use enough garlic. [for Dan]
"Hm. Interesting. This sounds very similar to my boyfriend."
He taps his jaw.
"A shame I'm already happy with him or else I'd agree to a date with you, stranger. As it is, I'm pleased with My Puddin' so unless we manage to fuck it up- I have to decline."
Male, 6'7", my dick is very proportional to the rest of me. ;)
"...... So you take pleasure in being painfully over average."
"I don't date on dick size. if you want to show off, go to the glory hole on 5th and newport."
@molten-gold-fleur
“I replace them every 5 years, so I imagine you can still find it”“
“I honestly hope so. It looks.....nice.”
Nice. fancy. can’t say aloud that it looks pompous but also sleek and who doesn’t appreciate rainbow glass???