Mom Bernthal

I make terrible images of Jon Bernthal doing some mom things

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Personally I think Jon Bernthal would bring a level of gravitas to the role of Mr. Mom. I say this having never seen the film, and hardly any of Jon Bernthal’s acting. But there is literally no possible way it would be worse than this image. What’s Teri Garr up to these days?

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Once, this was two separate photos of Adam Levine and Jon Bernthal. Then, like a deranged decoupage enthusiast, I smushed one onto the other. Now it looks like Frank Castle’s neck and right ear mysteriously disappeared before he decided to give a butane torch enema to a chicken that was already looking a little charred.

Nobody does it like Mom Bernthal.

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This used to be two perfectly decent pictures, one of Justin Timberlake, one of Jon Bernthal. Then I decided to slap one hastily on top of the other, to make it look like Jon might be whipping up a delicious batch of cinnamon walnut scones. Or his grandma’s signature recipe for oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. Whatever. 

The point is, I thought it would be fun to make a blog about Jon Bernthal doing some mom stuff. Being “Mom Bernthal,” if you will.

Sincere apologies to those who I am offending with these stereotypical depictions of mom activities, as well as those offended by the terrible quality of image manipulations.