The imperfect wisdom, from a flawed mind.

Cuss like a sailor, smoke like a freight train, love like no other.

[ludaprilgate]

life lessons from a cartoon show on tv

[nevver]

Fuck it @itsPeteski’s ‘gram

[handmadepride]

[mikki-ninaj]

England in the 1800s

This land is my land And so is this land This is all my land And you get no land

[nevver]

The Big Empty, Paul Sisson

[mommapaige]

Click to view the GIF

[nevver]

Hate it @itsPeteski

[drunkhemingway]

1. You fucking live here

2. You fucking live here

3. You fucking live here

4. You fucking live here

5. You fucking live here

[rnints-deactivated20131114]

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

[secretgaygent]

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

“what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car”

[asamislayto]

#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF

[klutzisthenewsexy-deactivated20]

“Don’t you have something to fix somewhere.”

[nevver]

Michael Pederson, Miguel Marquez Outside for This isn’t happiness™

[mommapaige]

So there's a little piece of something in my wrist that says FUCK YOU!

Vote of confidence from my doc "you can't damage it more than it already is." Wow. Thanks.

[mommapaige]

[nevver]

Mood Wheels for Ovaries & Testicles

[mommapaige]

[mommapaige]

What the hell.....

I was just scared of a sticker on the wall...I need sleep

[mommapaige]

Why does society dictate that people say congrats to one another when they are continually doing everything every other person has already done. Graduate, congrats! Married, congrats! Child, congrats! Wwwhhhhhyyyy?! I refuse. I will say congrats to the person that invents my anti-microwave or anything of use that we don't already currently have. I will say congrats to the person that revisits a lost art and does something absolutely epic. I will not say congrats because you passed the classes a drunk monkey could pass, or because you paid money and signed papers and read vows, or because you had unprotected sex and had a child.

[mommapaige]

I feel like Montresor in The Cask of Amontillado.