MommyBard

Trans/Polyam run Kinky Blog. 18+ Only, CisMen and Minors DNI. I'm 31 and use She/They. If you like what I do, you can support me here: Ko-fi.com/mommybard

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Taking Out the Trash~

Since I saw this on a blog I had to block after they followed, I’d like to be clear about something. Mommy is a jewish transwoman, an activist, and heavily left leaning. As such, I will not be accepting people who are against my core beliefs and against who I am as a person.  No TERFs, No SWERFs, No Zionists, No Nazi shit.  Thank you~

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Fully convinced that some cuties stim by masturbating

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Thinking about a cutie getting isekai’d/truck-kun’d and summoned to another world. Convinced they’re gonna get some cool power, go on some epic quest, become the new hero or heroine to save the world from whatever evil is threatening them. Surely it’ll be a great adventure ahead of them! Only it wasn’t that kind of summoning. See, the spell they cast to bring them here was specifically looking for someone…less heroic than the normal one. The demon queen was threatening their lands, so they figured the best way to avoid a war was to offer her something to distract her and leave them safe. So, they cast a spell to summon someone truly depraved. 

Someone who would enjoy a life devoted to being nothing more than a cocksleeve and fucktoy for a villainous ruler. Someone who would get off on being slapped, on being choked on her fat cock, on being forced to offer up their face as a seat for her and eat her ass as she held court. A pathetic mess who’s first thought in the morning and last thought at night is to play with themselves. A cutie who wants to have their mind broken and their holes ruined over and over again until they can’t even remember their own name. That’s why they summoned you sweetie~

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Your post about cuties sitting on an oversized toy 😍🥵💦 I need it please hehe

You know, it would be such fun to make a cutie do that while streaming. All those eyes watching them, knowing that they have to be careful or else everyone will know what a depraved exhibitionist they are. When every time they shift, every time they move even a bit, every time their muscles clench, they're reminded of just how much of the toy is inside them. Would be just terrible if someone snuck under their desk with a mouth determined to make them scream~

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Sharing is caring, so make sure you have a few cuties. That way you can shove ones head down on the other to clean up the fresh creampie you made while the second cutie whines about it being too sensitive~

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The urge to set an oversized toy on a cuties computer chair to make sure their posture is correct. Watching them struggle stretch wide enough to take the tip. Hearing them moaning and whining about it being too much. Getting to grab them by their hips and force them down to the base of it~

Mommy's just doing it for your own good sweetie, proper posture is very important you know. Totally not to watch you pathetically try to focus on your games or talking with people or even working while you're being stretched~

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It has been so disgustingly hot lately that I'm genuinely enjoying the idea of edging a cutie using a pressure shower head set to as cold as I can get it

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Just remember. You dont need to be faster than the monsters in the woods. You just gotta be fast enough to trip your friend and get to a safe distance so you can watch what they do to them~

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Totally normal not at all perverted or depraved thoughts about a cutie taking a tour of a hucow ranch. Enjoying themselves. Happy to see how their favorite milk is made.

But they end up getting distracted along the way and separated from the tour group. And with them looking so lost and confused, well, is it any wonder why the ranch hands thought they were probably just a cow who got out of their stall somehow?

I mean sure, they tried to explain that they were there with the tour group or that they weren't part of the ranch, but it wouldn't be the first time a pet has tried to pretend to be human. Its alright though, theyre more than happy to get them stripped down and put back in the stalls where they belong~

Granted I doubt they started the day thinking that it would end with them cumming in front of their friends and other strangers as they walked by their stall near the end of the tour~

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Is it really friendship if you wouldn't happily rip off their pants and make out with their crotch and/or ass until they were a complete incoherent mess?

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I'm just saying. My thighs are rather thick, so I'm pretty sure if I had your head between them getting squeezed I doubt youd be able to hear those fireworks going off~

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I just want yall to know. Every time I see a blog liking a streak of my posts, I am fully convinced you're masturbating to my blog.

So keep it up~

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OMG you're back! I was just thinking about you. How has recovery been? All go well? I'm glad you're feeling well enough to post, I've missed seeing them on my dash 💚

Recovery has been well, if long. On the plus side its also led to me getting back into therapy and working with a psych on figuring out a good drug routine, even if it is frustrating to find out "Surprise! Turns out this isn't normal, its xyz!"

Side note. SSRIs are fucking amazing for mental health! But fucking terrible in this heat 😭

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Oh hun didn't you know? If you have a pet cutie, its very important that every few days you slap a strap or a cock against their face after they've gotten it wet with their throat. Consider it enrichment for them~

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Oh damn, not again.

C'mon sweetie, you need to focus. You can't keep drooling and day dreaming constantly.

So whatever you do, don't think about the weight of a thick girlcock resting against your face, blocking part of your vision but feeling oh so good resting there. Like your face was meant to be where it rests. Don't think about the heat radiating off it, making your face all warm. Don't think about the way you can see it twitch in time with her heartbeat while imagining what its gonna feel like when it twitches between your lips. Don't think of being able to feel that precum drip from the tip and run down your face, marking you as hers.

And certainly don't try to refocus and get lost in thought when you realize her balls are pressed up against you. All that cum, so close to you. Don't take a deep breath and let the scent of them overwhelm what few braincells you have left. Don't get lost in the feeling of kissing them to thank them for making all that yummy cum you love.

Cause if you start thinking of that..

Oh damn, not again.

C'mom sweetie, you need to focus....

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Hiii! Random Anon here. Just wanted to check in if you're still around and ok! I like seeing your posts and you're really good at writing scenes that make my head go all fuzzy. Also became I like to randomly Anon ask accounts I like how they're doing too.

I'm still here! Just have had some health issues and new meds taking some time to adjust to. I got a surgery coming up in December so hopefully that'll fix one of the main issues and I can focus on writing again <3

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*me forgetting all my combat training and losing Mortal Kumbat on purpose* ohhhh noooooo~

-Booty Cutie

To be fair, again, I am not very good at the games. Like, I can take on the bots on medium but above that I tend to get my ass kicked and I am terrible at combos xD I'm also that cheap bitch who loves my teleporters <3