Gassmoke Headcanons
I just wanted to make these for fun tbh and wanted to share them with other people who love this stupid ship as much as I do!! Sorry if any of these are lowk outta character these are just my headcanons for the ship and this is purely my opinion. Hope you guys enjoy some of these!!
SFW:
• They can spend hours and hours debating who is the superior scientist and somehow never get tired of it.
• Caesar constantly calls Judge “old man,” even when Judge is only like a year older than him just to piss him off and it absolutely works.
• When MADS first began these two had to share a room together for almost a year and like a week into it they almost killed each other over some dumb argument and Queen lowk had to switch spots with one of them so they could cool off a bit.
• Judge secretly finds Caesar’s confidence impressive although he would never admit it.
• Neither of them understands healthy communication and their version of flirting is lowk js insulting each other’s research papers and their idea of foreplay is beating the shit outta one another.
• When they’re working on a project together, they’re actually terrifyingly effective and the immediate moment they stop arguing, everyone nearby becomes nervous because that means they’re focused and our finally coming up with some new ideas.
• The Vinsmoke siblings were insanely skeptical about the nature of the NEO MADS alliance and honestly none of them can stand Caesar and the fact he’s (kinda) dating their dad makes it 10x worse.
• Every other week they’re probably getting married or divorced and it’s genuinely js a cycle atp (somewhat joke)
• Caesar pretends he doesn’t care what Judge thinks, but if Judge criticizes one of his inventions, he’ll spend the next week trying to improve it like crazy.
• Judge keeps every scientific journal Caesar has ever published, claiming it’s only for “competitive analysis” according to him…(although we all know why)
• Caesar loves annoying Judge by sitting on expensive laboratory equipment instead of using chairs.
• They both refuse to admit they’re worried when the other gets injured and instead just stupidly bicker like children on how stupid the other is for getting hurt
• Their relationship is 100% fueled entirely by mutual intellectual respect buried under layers of denial.
• Nobody can honestly tell if they’re having a romantic moment or preparing to kill each other at any moment.
• Caesar is one of the few people willing to challenge Judge directly without fear and Judge is one of the few people who can keep up with Caesar’s wild scientific tangents (so in general compliment each other fairly well even if they both would never admit it).
• If someone else insults Caesar, Judge suddenly becomes very interested in why they’re criticizing a scientist who was once part of MADS alongside himself (he words more so it seems like he’s just mad that they could be implying that a member of MADS is an idiot which could also mean himself but deep down he knows it’s for an extremely different reason).
• Likewise, Caesar can insult Judge all day, but if someone outside himself tries it, he becomes surprisingly defensive and starts going off on why Judge happens to be a successful scientist for a reason.
• Their ideal date is 100% just committing several crimes and breaking several laws on science for the means of wtv experiments they have planned
• Neither of them would ever say “I love you.” Their equivalent would always be stupid things along the lines of: “I suppose your modifications were acceptable”or “you’re actually slightly less incompetent than everyone else.”
NSFW:
• Definitely lost each others virginities to one another back when MADS first began.
• Judge was freaking tf out when he realized they were about to fuck for the first time and acted like a complete idiot the entire time and afterwards had a whole crisis realizing that he genuinely was attracted to men after all.
• On the same day that NEO MADS was officially formed they 100% got drunk as hell afterwards and had insanely (somewhat) passionate sex after not seeing each other for so long and feeling like this alliance was genuinely the start of something good.
• They would definitely fuck after just beating the living shit out of each other like seeing the other all bloody and disheveled genuinely turns the two of them on so much.
• I do believe Caesar would mainly bottom tbh but he’s usually more of a power bottom and on some EXTREMELY rare occasions they switch.
• In terms of who’s more kinky it’s also 100% Caesar like don’t get me wrong Judge definitely also is but if anyone’s more vocal about it it’s definitely Caesar.
• Speaking of vocal Caesar isn’t necessarily a screamer so to speak BUT he’s more on the loud side while Judge is primarily more on the quiet side but will occasionally let out groans.
• Okay now in terms of actual kinks I’d say they both have a major degradation kink like I can just imagine Judge being hella rough with Caesar and telling him how absolutely awful and filthy he is while pulling on his hair.
• Judge would literally never admit it but it turns him on so much when Caesar rides him like there’s something just so captivating about Caesar taking control of the entire situation (he’d never admit it though cause he’d rather die then boost the others ego).
• The two of them actually have horrendous stamina like they can go for one round but have to wait a while if they wanna go again although when they were younger it was definitely easier.
• We yes WE all know they’ve done it in the lab.
• Caesar loves leaving hickies all over Judge’s neck specially cause he knows it pisses Judge off so badly the next day when he has to try and find ways to hide them.
• I feel like their favorite position in general would be doggy style though like I’m not sure why but it just feels right tbh.
• Caesar would be absolutely amazing at giving head and he absolutely KNOWS it.
• Judge would lowk have a daddy kink and no I’m not gonna expand on this but just know I got this idea from an amazing fic.
• The Vinsmoke siblings have very sadly accidentally walked in on them before but they all mutually agreed to ignore that ever happened and never mention it again…
