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Join me on my spiritual journey through Melbourne's public transport system and laneways.

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Oh how I’ve missed being elbowed in the back of the head!! On a positive note today is my first day experiencing the skyrail and I am delighted.

#newbegginings #skyrail

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Music not to my ears

Fk me Turkish folk music on loud speaker. Maaaaaaate stop it. Omg.

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Man spreading

Duuuuuude shut your legs if I did that society would label me a slut.

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The sniffle express

You are not destitute you have no excuse for not packing and using tissues. All I can hear this morning are sniffles, chewing, and the crackling of the metro PA not working.

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Nosy @ Noble

The nose picker got off at Noble Park. Standard.

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Dirty

Vigorous nose picking...are you serious? You're like 40 😐

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Sky rail

What a privilege it is to be able to observe the daily progress of the controversial Sky rail in great detail. I love it when Metro stops our train to give us a closer look #silverlings

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Phone man

Loud phone man has made a friend on the train!His voice continues to permeate this fine piece of machinery.

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Leaky Shower

Mate, no one cares about your bathroom renovation. The elderly couple in front of me are trying to read and play sudoku. Zip it 🤐

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They should just chuck the body out the door, this is ridiculous.

Elderly man after hearing the news our train is delayed due to an ill passenger.

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Egg

When the guy standing behind you is eating an egg...the smell...the sounds...the horror 👎🏻😱

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"Mate weed is alright so as long and the Mrs doesn't know and you don't do too much." - 68yo male (how are you not divorced yet?)

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Seating chart

Every time an over 40's male sits next to me on the train a piece of me dies inside.

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Elbow

Fk man just cause your elbow is bigger than mine doesn't mean mine deserves to be treated with less respect.

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*Clink clunk*

Some bitch has actually brought cutlery and glassware and eating her breakfast on the train. This isn't annoying at all 😬you would not get away with this in Singapore.

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Tissues please

You're 43 and working full time. Pack tissues.

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Fuming

Huffing and puffing down the back of my neck won't make this train go any faster. You can huff and puff but you won't break my spirit; metro did that years ago.