Hello? Is... Is anyone there?
I've been trying to reach people for ages, now. I'm not sure if it'll work, but... We have audio transcription online.
I'll draw crappy photos to send, but this dial-up BS might fuck us over if it doesn't work. Forgive me.
My name is Cass. Cassandra Cooper. If you are seeing this, we are likely still trapped in what whoever the hell came up with this's version of SUPERHELL.
The point is, we've been being watched for a WHILE and whoever has their hands on our transmission is probably being watched to shit and back too.
Oh, right. The dope behind me is Priscilla.
Ahem. I'd much prefer Priss. Priss Fenway. Makes no sense now, but I assure you my name'll ring a bell in some multiversal constructs.
I understand that we may have accessed a forum for 'asks', or what would possibly be known as an 'ask blog' by internet standards.
Hold up, P. What the hell're you talking about?
Nothing you could possibly comprehend, Cassie. The multiverse is filled with idiots.
Especially ones just like you.
I CAN, AND WILL, KICK YOUR ASS.
Lovely. Save that for when we're out of here, probably?
Fact of the matter is, if we're asking for rescue, the appropriate thing to do is ask something mundane to please the Tumblrian gods.
That being said, how do you all do?
And what, pray tell, is your favourite thing to do in the summer?
...what is with people and hacking into my devices...
DECAMARK, YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM HAS FAILED ME.