Nick's Nicknacks

22 | He/They | this is where i ramble about time and also my new friends you can also ask me questions and i (and my family) may answer

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ocurlor pant splas

What.

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Kurt, you’re the eldest, right? Do you have any embarrassing stories of your little brothers doing silly stuff at all?

Feel free to go as long winded as possible to embarrass them by the way-

well... unfortunately, i cannot say much for donovan. he only recently joined our family—well, i say recently but i mean at the very least a few years ago—so i don't have any stories of him doing silly things when he was younger.

nick on the other hand... there was this one time when we were little, he was running around the house—

NOT THAT ONE, PLEASE. ANYTHING BUT THAT.

hm? i don't see what the problem is with that story.

well I, for one, DO. just... tell the mud story.

oh, alright. around the time when he was three and i was five or six, he went out into our back yard during the rain and rolled around in a mud puddle. by the time we got called back inside, he was covered from snout to tail in mud. our mother was shocked, our father thought it to be hilarious. he got forced to shower before dinner while i cleaned his muddy paw prints that he tracked through the house along the way.

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emma, who’s more gullible? donnie or nick?

Hm... Donovan's the gullible one for sure. Nick's more uh... dense.

i am not!

... Yeah you are, prettyboy.

p- pardon?-

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Donnie

my man

[dumps 20,000 ferreo rochers in your lap]

you’re my favorite

W-Woah- Uh... Th-Thank? You?? Holy shit...

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Have you guys ever been to a carnival?

If so, what’s your favorite foods? I LOVE funnel cake…

once, when we took a trip to east golden, we took the time to go to a local summer carnival. it was hot, and most of us were suffering with our fur coats, but it was fun... anecdote aside, i have a weakness for corn dogs.

Nothing beats a good ol' GREASY burger! There was this one food truck there that sold 'em while dressed up like clowns!

BLECH, too much grease and oil for me.

Cotton candy's always been a favorite of mine, ever since my dad took me to my first carnival when I was little.

funnel cake is a good choice, but i am also partial to churros.

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okay i’m doing this for a funny bit

weegaboo

weegabwah

switcherooie the personalities, til somebody snaps!

[Nick, Ann, Emma and Kurt have swapped personalities with someone from @projectstarfallcrusaders! It’ll only be fixed when they find who they’ve been swapped with AND answer enough questions! (2 for each)!]

(hoo boy this is gonna be a "fun" one)

ah, of course... it's another one of those "anon magic" posts.

anon... magic?

do you recall when i was split into five facets of my persona? it's like that.

Greaaaaaat... This ought to be a fun one, 'ey Moongazer?

... Huh? Oh, were you talking to me?

Who else?

what i cannot begin to understand is why we were the only ones affected and not donovan...

Hey, someone's gotta be the normal one of the crew.

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… it might be a stretch, but how well do you fare with sentimentality, Donnie?

I mean, shit, I can be pretty sentimental at times. Why d'ya ask?

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h elo!

mm a bigfan!!

id rewnn a ppiptutre of yu anndm e, bbirdy!

wananna see?

You drew a picture? I HAVE FAN ART?! ABSOLUTELY, LEMME SEE!!!

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Never heard your voices but after listening to A Lovely Night from La La Land I now headcanon Kurt with Ryan Gosling’s voice

Have fun with that one chief

kurt sounding like ryan gosling would be SO FUNNY with some of the shit i've heard him say

but no, he doesn't sound like gosling. kurt's voice is a LOT deeper

... i should totally ask one of my friends to make one of those "voiceclaim" type of videos so you guys could hear the closest approximations to our own voices

[theinquisitorsfaction]

Dream much, Meggy?

Swear t’whatever god that’s out there, if this airhorn don’t wake them up, I’on know what WILL.

[projectstarfallcrusaders]

- TRANSMISSION BEGIN -

...it would appear I'm recording.

Which means my invention is a rousing success-!

Right, right- professionalism. (Ahem.)

Hello. My name is Carmenel Coopert. I am an inventor.

If you are watching this, then my invention is a success.

I've used the innovation of the picture camera, and mixed it with the phonograph's sound technology- to produce a camera that can make a record of both moving pictures and sound!

I will be showing the final version of it at the Comet Festival next week. I'm sure me and my team be the talk of the town.

Remember the names Carmenel Coopert, Katelyn Felonius, Bertheldin Bluu, and Solanna Surya- we will be going down in history!

I will be opening my mailbox to accept fan letters for any questions... I cannot wait to show this off!

...oh, crumbs. I left the lens cap on.

- END TRANSMISSION -

[starcreased-melodies]

That last asker sounds parasocial as heck and needs to get a life, highkey...

Anyway, hi! I'm Donnie from the Nick's Nicknacks blog. Saw you guys interacting with some of our friends and wanted to say hello.

hrmmm… you seem familiar…

have we met?

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Don't think so? You don't seem too familiar...

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Who has the gayest eyes?

Hm... It's got to be a tie between Donovan or Emma... ... or Nick staring lovingly at Emma...

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chicken sando? who wants?

i only have one so the others have to fight for it

first come first serve

unless battle

what have you done. the boys are duking it out in the back yard.

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We sure Donnie ain’t Annsexual? 🤔

WHAT-

I beg your finest pardon.

oh come on! we see how you two look at each other.

HER? She berates me constantly!

HIM? He drives me insane with his buffoonery!

Case in friggin' point! Thanks, miss Marie!

YOU ARE VERY WELCOME!

... ann is morosexual. :)

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which one of yas is trans

so, quick rundown for the five of us donnie (he/him) and emma (she/her) are our token straights, ann (she/her) is bisexual, kurt (he/him) is somewhere in the aroace sphere... i think demi? and then there's me (he/they), the amab neptunic polyam demifluid boy...

we have some other friends who would fit under the label kinda, but they're not our roomies and haven't really shown any interest to being on the blog yet (though that may change!)

... so to answer your question, i'm the only one that falls under the umbrella, ehe... but we've got friends over at @theinquisitorsfaction and @projectstarfallcrusaders who are also trans or otherwise fall under the umbrella! (they post more frequently than we do, too, eheh...) go show them some love and say you were sent by nick, yeah?

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Donnie are you a simp

Ahem... A "simp" is defined as someone who shows "excessive attention, affection, or submissive behavior toward a romantic interest." If I know myself, which... duh, I'd like to think I would know myself more than anyone else, I am NOT a simp because I am NOT submi—

yes.

Wh—HEY! >:(