Dr. Cox, After seeing your great mental insight on the last The Co-Optional Podcast Animated, I need your assistance. I have just ended a large part of my life. I ended a 6.5yr relationship and I am trying to move forward. In so doing I have developed a little crush on you. How can I actually move on if I am going to compare everyone to you, The prophet of the Great Space Butterfly? My ex was not a tough act to follow, but you Sir would be.
Unfortunately you will never be able to move on from your Jesse crush. You see, I’m just so fuckin charming and gentlemanly, it can’t be helped. I’m also incredibly humble, the humblest person I know. AND don’t even get me started on my raw sexual power and stamina. It’s just unnatural. So, sadly, you will never be able to move past it. The BEST you can do is find your own Jesse. I’m thinking about offering franchise opportunities to red bearded gentlemen around the world - much like Santa Claus at the mall. And trust me, sitting on one of the Jesse’s laps would be MUCH MORE rewarding ;)
