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// sorry I have been so absent lately. I have been very busy lately and my schedule isn't going to be any less busy for a while. So I suppose you can consider me on hiatus until further notice.

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the-i-d-f-l-hq‌:

“To tell you that you shouldn’t feel awkward if one of your friends, or in this case close friends, calls you ‘baby’!”

*He rushed up to Specter and knelt down to his eye level, with a rather ambitious look in his eyes.

“Do you understand?? That was a compliment Pink gave you!”

“It’s still embarrassing.” It seemed this was all lost on Specter. He wasn’t one to change his mind so easily.

“.....”

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the-i-d-f-l-hq‌:

“Dude, I have people calling me ‘kid’ all the time. You think I care? I find it a blessing to have a heart and mind of a child!

Makes the world a lot more adventurous and creative in my opinion. …and don’t worry about the phone; though I’m guessing you don’t care about it anymore anyway.”

“Then what was the point of all of this?” Of course he didn’t care about the phone. It wasn’t his problem it was now property of the toilet.

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// Rare picture of the mun under the cut. JFC I need a haircut bad.

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the-i-d-f-l-hq replied to your post: // I am hopefully going to a con on saturday so I...

Well if you’re going as Team Aqua, chances are you’re gonna be cold.

//THEN I GUESS I’LL FREEZE

#the-i-d-f-l-hq #Listen. I always cosplay an aqua grunt. It is my calling

the-i-d-f-l-hq‌:

*Jess merely looked at Specter and blinked before sighing.

“I never said that you weren’t Specter…did you have to throw my phone away though?” *He raised a brow.

“You implied it! You keep saying how I am not an adult because of my behavior but even adult monkeys like to play around. Yes I did have to throw it away. You were trying to use it against me.”

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You ever thought about making a device to cross human's DNA to become monkeys or half-monkeys?

“I have tried turning humans into monkeys but that plan was foiled. As for half monkeys half humans? Yuck. No way!”

#Anonymous

// I am hopefully going to a con on saturday so I had to go find my Team Aqua Grunt costume. I hope it won’t be too cold or I am going to freeze.

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riptothesorcerer‌:

“Ah! Splendid!”

“Unlike humans us monkeys trust one another not to do anything behind each other’s backs.”

#riptothesorcerer

the-i-d-f-l-hq

@monkeymastermind @xxpinku-hoshixx

#OMG #I AM CRYING

saurian-sorcerer

“Hope you don’t mind?”

“Wouldn’t want ya’… Gettin’ the wrong impression, seein’ as she is your girlfriend an’ all.”

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“I don’t mind. She is allowed to talk to whoever she likes. The thought hadn’t even crossed my mind to be honest.”

#riptothesorcerer

the-i-d-f-l-hq‌:

“I get your point on the first half of your argument, but I still digress on your childish behaviour with your monkeys; after all…”

*Jess takes out his phone and shows him two short videos:

“You mind explaining this to me?”

(I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE BLOG TO FIND THESE)

“I am allowed to have fun you know!” Taking the phone he threw it into the toilet.

#LET HIM LIVE #the-i-d-f-l-hq

Continued from here @the-i-d-f-l-hq

“By that logic the queen ant could be considered a baby because she is small or a little person could be considered a baby because they are short. Height doesn’t determine maturity. Also what I do with my monkeys is none of your business. Adult monkeys can have fun too, you know. As for Pink we are dating but she doesn’t have to call me baby in front of others.”

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Jess: "Well technically, you are pretty young in human years, so you being called a baby makes sense."