Monkeypizza50

UM hi Im alive and well. Please be kind and enjoy life. Pronouns: any (but im a pretty masc person so he/him is fine!) Why are you looking at my blog still. go look at the funnies or smthin

[dwma]

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[rainfeather13]

Everyone SHUT UP she’s TRENDING !!!!

Edit: She’s aware now

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[no1fan15]

Rocky get perfect score, statment!

[mercyseb]

The kris sprite is mine

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[littlegermanboy]

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

[littlegermanboy]

i can’t choose a favorite part of this it’s all so good.

[sethmacfarlanedeathpose]

THEY ARE GAY GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY AND THEY HATE EACHOTHER AND THEY SPIT AT EACHOTHER AND AND AND

Wait hol up....

[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[tierrlist]

rem with various weapons

[sandgrassbagel]

i don't see it talked about, but the scene from eye of the bedlam bride that devastates me is from when carl is on shadow boxer and thinking about sitting in the interrogation room when he was fifteen. "But I'd desperately wanted them to see me, to understand me, to know me. I was here, goddamnit. I was real." he was a kid and he was hurting and alone and he wanted so badly to be seen. it makes me so upset to think about

[mkultravrictim]

how does tumblr work Hi (^・ω・^ )

[deadgravity]

But does your book have Carl in it? Know before you read.

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[dragongirlsnout]

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

[miss-wizard]

its shorts actualy

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[notarobot1006]

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now